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Joe Mauer Hits First Home Run of the Year

Postby DaGip on Wed May 20, 2015 10:34 pm

Yep. It's true. I thought I'd never see the day, but it actually happened.

In a 13th inning surprise, Joe Mauer hits a solo home run to sweep the Pirates.

I really thought I would never see that guy ever hit a home run ever again! Never say never, I guess.

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Re: Joe Mauer Hits First Home Run of the Year

Postby got tonkaed on Wed May 20, 2015 10:36 pm

He has an outside shot at 5 if he catches fire here in the last 75% of the season.
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Re: Joe Mauer Hits First Home Run of the Year

Postby Army of GOD on Wed May 20, 2015 11:24 pm

I legitimately forgot Mauer was a thing
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Re: Joe Mauer Hits First Home Run of the Year

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu May 21, 2015 12:34 am

Pretty sure you meant "last" in that title
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Re: Joe Mauer Hits First Home Run of the Year

Postby DaGip on Thu May 21, 2015 4:25 am

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Re: Joe Mauer Hits First Home Run of the Year

Postby Dukasaur on Thu May 21, 2015 4:45 am

I thought first base was always given to power hitters.
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Re: Joe Mauer Hits First Home Run of the Year

Postby DaGip on Thu May 21, 2015 5:16 am

Dukasaur wrote:I thought first base was always given to power hitters.


He couldn't play Catcher anymore, so where else ya gonna put him? To pasture?
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Re: Joe Mauer Hits First Home Run of the Year

Postby Serbia on Fri May 22, 2015 11:03 am

DaGip wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I thought first base was always given to power hitters.


He couldn't play Catcher anymore, so where else ya gonna put him? To pasture?

Yes.

Bollocks.
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Re: Joe Mauer Hits First Home Run of the Year

Postby nietzsche on Fri May 22, 2015 2:35 pm

The Twins still exist? I thought they had sold the franchise to the Arizona DBacks.
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