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When Is a Penis Too Good to Break Up With?

Postby mrswdk on Sat May 30, 2015 11:17 am

On occasion, the universe will grant you a penis (or a sexual encounter) so mind-melting you simply cannot envision life without it. It turns out there’s a phrase for this experience, one immortalized in a catchy song (that I can’t believe I’m just hearing for the first time): D2B, which stands for Dick Too Bomb, and originates from Problem’s 2012 album, Welcome to Mollywood. In the intro, a female rapper, the Homegirl, laments in a back-and-forth with her friend, “Girl what’s wrong?” / “My man ain't shit.” / “Why you ain’t leave him? / “Cuz, bitch, dick too bomb.”

D2B refers to a penis so large, magnificent, and capable of pleasing you sexually that it blows your decision-making skills to smithereens and holds you under its spell like the leader of a cult. The term playfully objectifies male genitals (divorced from the men to whom they belong), and yet acknowledges that sometimes people lose their minds from sex and it's potentially disastrous.

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Re: When Is a Penis Too Good to Break Up With?

Postby waauw on Sat May 30, 2015 12:32 pm

you should tag this topic as NSFM :-s
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Re: When Is a Penis Too Good to Break Up With?

Postby saxitoxin on Sat May 30, 2015 2:51 pm

waauw wrote:you should tag this topic as NSFM :-s


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Re: When Is a Penis Too Good to Break Up With?

Postby mrswdk on Sun May 31, 2015 5:58 am

saxitoxin wrote:
waauw wrote:you should tag this topic as NSFM :-s


Not Safe For Metsfanmax?


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Now it's NSFM.
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Re: When Is a Penis Too Good to Break Up With?

Postby alex951 on Sun May 31, 2015 11:36 am

Lmfao!! How have I not hear this song before!!
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