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What's most important to you in a woman?

 
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Build your ideal woman

Postby waauw on Sun May 31, 2015 3:22 pm

Pick 4
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby nietzsche on Sun May 31, 2015 3:27 pm

picked the first 4
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby waauw on Sun May 31, 2015 3:34 pm

I can already imagine half the people here picking nothing but the first 4, so I made it 5. Should make it more interesting.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby Dukasaur on Sun May 31, 2015 3:46 pm

waauw wrote:I can already imagine half the people here picking nothing but the first 4, so I made it 5. Should make it more interesting.

I picked only 2 of the first 4, picked three others from further down the list.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun May 31, 2015 4:43 pm

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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby KoolBak on Sun May 31, 2015 7:51 pm

Glorious ass....friendly (nice / happy)....same fetishes :twisted: Perfect. Only need 3 ;o)
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby mrswdk on Sun May 31, 2015 10:15 pm

'Shares your ideals'? What a super lame criteria for picking a mate.
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:31 am

Who picked "great taste in clothes?" Symmetry?

Also what's the size criteria? Like, I wouldn't mind a woman being taller than me, but one who outweighs me wouldn't be ideal.

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Re: Build your ideal wo/man

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:42 am

I ticked great taste in clothes. Dunno who the other person was.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby riskllama on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:53 am

symmetry or nietzsche would be my guess, mrs.
say mrs, how would you like to go camping with me, saxi & nietzsche sometime???
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:58 am

Depends what you mean by 'camping'. Like, one of those cool huts in the sea on an Indonesian island, or a tent in a field with some cows?
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Postby riskllama on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:06 am

no self-respecting canadian would camp in a field, mrs...
well, unless you're from saskatchewan or manitoba... :lol:
*i envision a nice boreal forest setting*
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:10 am

Would there be showers?
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby riskllama on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:12 am

doubt it...
but, you can buy one of those 'shower in a bag dealies", they actually work pretty good!
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Postby nietzsche on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:55 am

i've seen pictures or mrs wdk bathroom. believe me, a interstate mexican gas station bathroom would be an upgrade
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:44 am

nietzsche wrote:i've seen pictures or mrs wdk bathroom. believe me, a interstate mexican gas station bathroom would be an upgrade


That wasn't mine! My bathroom is wonderful.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:34 am

mrswdk wrote:Would there be showers?


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Re: Build your ideal wo/man

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:19 am

mrswdk wrote:I ticked great taste in clothes. Dunno who the other person was.


I am one of them. It's the Shakespearean actor in me... clothes are everything!
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby waauw on Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:06 am

mrswdk wrote:'Shares your ideals'? What a super lame criteria for picking a mate.


Weirdly I have met people who think it's important. Though I have to admit they were those Greenpeace-type of person.
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Re: Build your ideal wo/man

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:21 am

DoomYoshi wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I ticked great taste in clothes. Dunno who the other person was.


I am one of them. It's the Shakespearean actor in me... clothes are everything!


As the immortal Roots Manuva once said: 'clothes maketh the geez'.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:25 am

waauw wrote:
mrswdk wrote:'Shares your ideals'? What a super lame criteria for picking a mate.


Weirdly I have met people who think it's important. Though I have to admit they were those Greenpeace-type of person.


I would imagine they would have to be either that or a Phatscotty-type character
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:37 am

What are you wearing right now princess?
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby khazalid on Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:53 am

a lacy thong and an impish grin.

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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:12 am

notyou2 wrote:What are you wearing right now princess?


A towel. I just showered.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:59 am

mrswdk wrote:
notyou2 wrote:What are you wearing right now princess?


A towel. I just showered.


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