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What's most important to you in a woman?

 
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby waauw on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:09 pm

I'm a bit surprised by some of the results here:
  • we got more ass-people than boob-people
  • many like smart women contrary to what feminists claim
  • 3 people have weird enough fetisjes to make it a big issue
  • most people didn't pick 'friendly'. Into SM?
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Re: Build your ideal wo/man

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:24 pm

mrswdk wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I ticked great taste in clothes. Dunno who the other person was.


I am one of them. It's the Shakespearean actor in me... clothes are everything!


As the immortal Roots Manuva once said: 'clothes maketh the geez'.


An ideal woman can seamlessly transition from being a housewife making me breakfast, to a lookout girl in a bank robbery, to a beachside picnic in a Phantom dropdown coupe, to a white tie charity gala without ever looking or feeling out of place. Attitude and personality will be part of this, but clothes will make her always look the part.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby khazalid on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:32 pm

maybe so, but you can't f*ck an evening dress.
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:34 pm

where's the skinny option?
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:51 pm

Where are the tight pussy and tight ass options?
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby waauw on Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:06 pm

notyou2 wrote:Where are the tight pussy and tight ass options?


tight ass ==> nice ass
tight pussy ==> ethnicity of your choice. They're called asians.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:54 pm

khazalid wrote:maybe so, but you can't f*ck an evening dress.


That's true. I guess instead of clothes, the correct category would be "graduated top of class at IVP".
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:10 am

Seriously, though, who gives a shit about your mate having a sense of humor? I never got that one, from either direction. It's so unimportant it's not even funny.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:12 am

waauw wrote:
tight ass ==> nice ass
tight pussy ==> ethnicity of your choice. They're called asians.

Gross.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:15 am

waauw wrote:I'm a bit surprised by some of the results here:
[*]most people didn't pick 'friendly'. Into SM?[/list]

Most women are inherently friendly. At least, in my experience.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby hotfire on Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:19 pm

huh?
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:24 pm

hotfire wrote:huh?

Thank-you. Please come again.
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby hotfire on Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:52 pm

why the hell is pretty face winning? have you idiots never seen a paper bag before?
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:00 pm

hotfire wrote:why the hell is pretty face winning? have you idiots never seen a paper bag before?

Im guessing cuz a facial loses a little of it's effect when a paper bag is involved?
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby hotfire on Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:02 pm

seriously if you replace a pretty face with a pretty back of the head these results might make sense
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Re: Build your ideal woman

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:16 pm

hotfire wrote:seriously if you replace a pretty face with a pretty back of the head these results might make sense


Just because you're in jail doesn't mean we all hove to vote like we are in jail.
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