My brothers and sisters, a humanitarian crisis is being ignored by people all over the world. Propped up by the same military-industrial complex which has spilled so much blood in the Middle East, a fugitive regime has holed itself up on one of China's islands for the past sixty six years, defying international law as it claims entire cities as its own and continues to defy the Chinese government's attempts to extend help to the island's residents. This regime, the direct heir to Chiang Kai Shek's brutal military regime which ruled China briefly during the early 20th century, has been doing this for more than half a century, and until the people of the world unite and tell both the corrupt regime and its backers that they cannot accept this continued occupation, the oppression looks set to continue indefinitely.
'Why should we care about what those unimportant yellow people do to each other?', I sense you sneering. Well, my indifferent friends, I will tell you.
Unfortunately, life under such desperate circumstances is not easy on the psyche. Take the case of Justin Lee, a rich playboy who filmed himself date-raping dozens of singers and actresses whose drinks he had spiked.
A quick look on an internet search engine and you can see for yourself the depraved acts of Justin Lee. You can even download the footage, to show to your friends and help raise awareness of the plight of these people.
As the poor captives of this regime and its wicked backers continue to languish, more and more cases of mental instability shall surely come to the fore, before one day... WHAM. These kooks will get their hands on the terrorists' sophisticated weaponry and launch it in any one of a number of directions, igniting the South China Sea tinder box. Tis' inevitable and 'twill happen, you mark my words.
If you do not wish to see the entire Pacific region descend into 1914-esque bloodshed, the solution is simple: tell the terrorists, and their financial backers, that you will not accept such tyranny in 2015. Show the poor residents of Taiwan that you have not abandoned them, that you will not let their mental health fall victim to those corrupt leaders who have already driven so many to the brink of despair, even inducing them to perform despicable acts in the depths of their insanity.
Show them they are not alone.