Phone Sex, Anyone?

[Funkyterrance]

Has anyone here ever delved into this territory? Can you get it for free? Sexting just doesn't cut the mustard, if you know what I mean? Saxi, are you up for it???

[mrswdk]

Sure. My number's +8613122805427. If we're going to do this I must insist that we speak only Chinese though.

[Funkyterrance]

Sure. My number's +8613122805427. If we're going to do this I must insist that we speak only Chinese though.

Hmm.. Ok, could you just give me a quick crash course here on the filthy words and I could kinda fill in the blanks, then?

[Funkyterrance]

Or I could just lead with what I'm going to do to your kung pow chicken and just ride the oohs and ahhs. Your choice.

[khazalid]

ofc you can get it for free. i assume you have a wide pool of eager beavers waiting by their collective phones and that you're not gloomily waxing the half-mast sausage thrice a day to mother-shocking fetish porn. my assumptions are often incorrect, however.

either way, the key is to find someone eloquent, unguarded and wanton - otherwise it will probably be just as depressing as that third load into the sock of a rainy afternoon.

[2dimes]

Can't go wrong with.

Zuǒ zhuǎn qǐng

Wèishéme nǐ wén qǐlái xiàng yī zhī hóuzi

Zhè shì xīnxiān de miànbāo

[mrswdk]

Can't go wrong with.

Zuǒ zhuǎn qǐng

Wèishéme nǐ wén qǐlái xiàng yī zhī hóuzi

Zhè shì xīnxiān de miànbāo

lol. Irresistible.

[Funkyterrance]

ofc you can get it for free. i assume you have a wide pool of eager beavers waiting by their collective phones and that you're not gloomily waxing the half-mast sausage thrice a day to mother-shocking fetish porn. my assumptions are often incorrect, however.

either way, the key is to find someone eloquent, unguarded and wanton - otherwise it will probably be just as depressing as that third load into the sock of a rainy afternoon.

You speak with such matter-of-fact air and crystal ball-like accuracy that I am wholly convinced that you speak wisdom and that you, too, have walked in these stained socks. Bless you, comrade!

[Funkyterrance]

Found a number where the first thirty minutes were free. Geena was talking about her bichon frise or something and I was politely listening with the occaisional "oh, that's interesting" when a prerecorded voice interrupted telling me I had two minutes left! Let's just say I immediately changed the subject to feet and I've got several days of healing ahead of me.

[Funkyterrance]

The phone cex didn't take... Little Terry has still got "beaver fever" today.
Next stop, Craigslist casual encounters. Do they make condoms that cover your entire genital region?