2dimes wrote:Another time Patches was driving for Monarch trucking with his monkey. On a long desert highway cool wind in his hair. He picked up a hitch hiker. They drive a way and suddenly he slaps the monkey. It flies across the cab of the truck. Shakes it off scrambles back over to Patches and gives him head just like the guy in OP.
The hitch hiker decides to just play cool and not ask questions.
After a while Patches back hands the monkey again, same deal. After the monkey is done Patches asks, "You wanna try?" The hitch hiker says...
That reminds me of the bear hunting joke.
2dimes notices its black powder bear hunting season so he carefully loads up his black powder musket and heads off into the woods. He spots a bear in a clearing eating berries. 2dimes takes aim, holds his breath and squeezes the trigger. BOOM! A big cloud of smoke. Smoke clears, there's no bear.
There is a tap on 2dimes shoulder, he turns around. Its the bear. The bear says- "Look man, you just tried to kill me. Way I see it is you have two choices. Either I maul you to death or you get on your knees and give me head."
2dimes doesn't wanna humilate himself like that but he also doesn't want to die. In the end 2dimes gets on his knees and does what he has to do to survive.
Later, back at home, the more 2dimes thinks about it the angrier he gets. Hell with black powder season, 2dimes grabs his double barrel shotgun, loads a couple of shells and heads off into the woods determined to kill that fucking bear. He finds the bear in the same clearing eating berries.
2dimes takes real careful aim this time. Holds his breath and squeezes off both barrels. KA-BOOM!!!! Big cloud of smoke, smoke clears, no bear.
There is a tap on 2dimes shoulder. He turns around, its the bear. Bear says- "You know what to do."
Back at home, 2dimes is really angry now. He grabs his fifty caliber breach loaded elephant gun, loads a round and heads back into the woods to kill that fucking bear.
2dimes finds the bear in the exact same clearing. He steadies the elephant gun, aims down and squeezes the trigger. KA-KA-BOOM! Big cloud of smoke. Smoke clears, no bear. There is a tap on 2dimes' shoulder and he turns around. Its the bear. The bears says-
"You ain't in this for the hunting, are you?"
