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Postby KoolBak on Wed Jun 10, 2015 6:53 pm

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Re: slovakia

Postby Oneyed on Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:40 pm



could you tell me the point of this video? are there any burning cars? are there any "war zones" in towns? can you here there "allahu akbar"?

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Re: slovakia

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:51 pm

Three Slovakian are brag about sons.
ā€œMy son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,ā€ say first Slovakian.
ā€œZo?ā€ second say, ā€œMy son is farmer. He have all potato he want!ā€
Third Slovakian wait long time, then say, ā€œMy son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.ā€
ā€œWow! You are win us,ā€ say others. But all are feel sad.


Slovakian walk into bar with mule.
Bartender say, ā€œWhy so long face?ā€
Slovakian say, ā€œI was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby.
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Re: slovakia

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:52 pm

How many Slovakian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
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Re: slovakia

Postby Oneyed on Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:16 am

mrswdk wrote:Poor Oneyed, the world is just too rough for his tender heart.

This thread is now about cute kittens:

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mrswdk wrote:Three Slovakian are brag about sons.
ā€œMy son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,ā€ say first Slovakian.
ā€œZo?ā€ second say, ā€œMy son is farmer. He have all potato he want!ā€
Third Slovakian wait long time, then say, ā€œMy son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.ā€
ā€œWow! You are win us,ā€ say others. But all are feel sad.

Slovakian walk into bar with mule.
Bartender say, ā€œWhy so long face?ā€
Slovakian say, ā€œI was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby.


mrswdk wrote:How many Slovakian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.


it is showed that you are from China. but it as hard to believe that you realy are. such idiot as you can not come from country with so rich history and great leadership in the world as China has now. so you must be troll. by the way, one time maybe you will be shot to the head at the stadium in live program in TV.

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Re: slovakia

Postby khazalid on Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:23 am

slovakia is a nation of cornholers
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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Re: slovakia

Postby Oneyed on Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:33 am

khazalid wrote:slovakia is a nation of cornholers


you must know this, there are many visitors from UK who came here and suck our dicks. you are welcome next time too.

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Re: slovakia

Postby khazalid on Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:46 am

splendid.

but i'll leave the cornholing to the natives
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Re: slovakia

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:58 am

Oneyed wrote:it is showed that you are from China. but it as hard to believe that you realy are. such idiot as you can not come from country with so rich history and great leadership in the world as China has now. so you must be troll. by the way, one time maybe you will be shot to the head at the stadium in live program in TV.

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At least I will have plenty of potatoes to eat in the mean time.
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Re: slovakia

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:16 am

While I am not in favour of bans, can we not just, like, block his ip or something?
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Re: slovakia

Postby waauw on Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:32 am

Ooooh those eastern europeans. Clearly the power of Brussels isn't large enough yet. :mrgreen:
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Re: slovakia

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:54 am

Lootifer wrote:While I am not in favour of bans, can we not just, like, block his ip or something?

Um, someone started this thread purely to taunt him, and you want to block him? You often suggest punishing the victims of an offense?
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Re: slovakia

Postby Oneyed on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:08 am

waauw wrote:Ooooh those eastern europeans. Clearly the power of Brussels isn't large enough yet. :mrgreen:


what do you not like on eastern europeans?
that here is still christianity as main religion?
that here is still native europeans still majority?
that here is still family the core of society?
that here are not ghettos full of muslims who do not care about laws and rules?
that we still have our ideas and way of life?

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Re: slovakia

Postby mrswdk on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:16 am

Oneyed trouser snake wrote:that here is still christianity as main religion?
that here is still family the core of society?


That witches are still thrown down wells if they put curses on their neighbors!

that here is still native europeans still majority?


True of any European country.

that here are not ghettos full of muslims who do not care about laws and rules?


Don't exist in any European country.
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Re: slovakia

Postby waauw on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:36 am

Oneyed wrote:
waauw wrote:Ooooh those eastern europeans. Clearly the power of Brussels isn't large enough yet. :mrgreen:


what do you not like on eastern europeans?
that here is still christianity as main religion?
that here is still native europeans still majority?
that here is still family the core of society?
that here are not ghettos full of muslims who do not care about laws and rules?
that we still have our ideas and way of life?

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1. I'm not against eastern europeans, I was obviously trying to joke around.
2. Christianism is still the largest religion in every single EU-country. There are far from as many muslims over here as you seem to think. Atheism/agnosticism is much more popular than islamism.
3. As mrswdk said, that's true for every single country in europe.
4. What else are you implying is at the core over here?
5. The majority of muslims are very nice people, just a tad intollerant towards the homosexual community. The media just zooms in.
6. Every society has its ideals and way of life. It's not because those in western europe might differ from Slovakia, that there is an absence of them.

PS: It's not just muslim migrants that arrive in mass numbers. There are many eastern europeans as well, especially poles.
In fact, the majority of all illegal labour in the contruction sector is done by eastern europeans.
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Re: slovakia

Postby waauw on Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:56 am

Just as an anecdote:
After finishing my studies, I worked 3 months as door-to-door salesperson. I thought it would be character building. During those 3 months I got in contact with the diverse demographics in my country.
In my experience those who don't fit the usual ideal standards of society being foreigners, motor cyclists full of tattoos, hippy-like people, etc.; those people are usually extremely friendly. The biggest assholes in society are ordinary conformists, people who blend in completely.
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Re: slovakia

Postby khazalid on Thu Jun 11, 2015 8:46 am

Oneyed wrote:
waauw wrote:Ooooh those eastern europeans. Clearly the power of Brussels isn't large enough yet. :mrgreen:


what do you not like on eastern europeans?
that here is still christianity as main religion?
that here is still native europeans still majority?
that here is still family the core of society?
that here are not ghettos full of muslims who do not care about laws and rules?
that we still have our ideas and way of life?

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way too many cornholers. can barely move for them. i'd rather have a muslim ghetto that a cornhole enclave any day
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Re: slovakia

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:29 am

Czech Republic vs Slovakia

You decide.


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Re: slovakia

Postby KoolBak on Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:35 am

Dukasaur wrote:
Lootifer wrote:While I am not in favour of bans, can we not just, like, block his ip or something?

Um, someone started this thread purely to taunt him, and you want to block him? You often suggest punishing the victims of an offense?


:lol:

Actually I simply thought this was the new SOP for thread generation.

1. Pick city / country
2. Post random / stupid video.

Simplicity itself....the defense rests.
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Re: slovakia

Postby waauw on Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:39 am

Dukasaur wrote:
Lootifer wrote:While I am not in favour of bans, can we not just, like, block his ip or something?

Um, someone started this thread purely to taunt him, and you want to block him? You often suggest punishing the victims of an offense?


He's hardly a victim, considering some of his posts come over as racist and homophobe.
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Re: slovakia

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:48 am

Dukasaur wrote:
Lootifer wrote:While I am not in favour of bans, can we not just, like, block his ip or something?

Um, someone started this thread purely to taunt him, and you want to block him? You often suggest punishing the victims of an offense?


I thought this thread was started as pay back to the several threads oneyed started about riots in several cities of the world.
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Re: slovakia

Postby Serbia on Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:07 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Czech Republic vs Slovakia

You decide.


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The Czech team is better. Although I'd give the goaltending edge to the Slovaks... I'd take Halak over Pavelec. But the Czechs are deeper.

Bollocks.
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Re: slovakia

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:09 pm

Serbia wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Czech Republic vs Slovakia

You decide.


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The Czech team is better. Although I'd give the goaltending edge to the Slovaks... I'd take Halak over Pavelec. But the Czechs are deeper.

Bollocks.


Where would you put the Serbs?
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Re: slovakia

Postby Serbia on Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:53 pm

notyou2 wrote:Where would you put the Serbs?


In Serbia.

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Re: slovakia

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:59 pm

Do they have a team or are they too busy reviving nazi-ism?
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