How Was Your Weekend?

[Funkyterrance]

Well, how was it?

Mine was spent persuing several species of rodentia (mainly beaver), to no immediate avail. While this may invoke animated shouts of "But where shall young Funky's man-seed find purchase??!!", this isn't about me.

[macbone]

It was good, man, thanks for asking.

[saxitoxin]

I was in a real backwoods area that didn't have internet, but had an infestation of something called New Zealand Mudsnails, or so I was notified by warning signs posted by the Geological Survey that said they were an invasive foreign species that must be destroyed. I thought of Lootifer. Not because of the "must be destroyed" part but because of the "New Zealand" part.

I got pulled over twice by police in less than 24 hours. The first time was for driving the wrong-way down a one-way street, but he just gave me a warning. The next time was for going 15 over the speed limit. Got a ticket for that.

Tried to make it home faster than I could and ended up tired and on the highway at 1 a.m. Tried stopping at three successive motels but they were all closed. Finally slept in my car at a rest area.

Watched Silicon Valley and VEEP this evening, going to bed shortly.

[mrswdk]

I went to a pretty nice sushi dinner last night, but I had to leave early in order to return some video tapes.

[muy_thaiguy]

Been sick with a virus going on 3 weeks. I can deal with the sore throat and hoarse voice, but it's the coughing that really sucks.

[saxitoxin]

I went to a pretty nice sushi dinner last night, but I had to leave early in order to return some video tapes.

Apparently you left out the part where you first traveled back in time to the year 1985.

Been sick with a virus going on 3 weeks. I can deal with the sore throat and hoarse voice, but it's the coughing that really sucks.

It could be HIV.

[nietzsche]

mrs wdk, while you were in 1985, you could have bought some new wallpaper for your apartment.

[Lord Arioch]

Met some friends got drunk friday ...sobered up on sunday... must have been playing CC sometime but no memory of it what so ever:) must remeber im not 18 anymore

[mrswdk]

Been sick with a virus going on 3 weeks. I can deal with the sore throat and hoarse voice, but it's the coughing that really sucks.

It could be HIV.

Or MERS.

[Lord Arioch]

I had a friend once who Went to a strip club in Amsterdam, ate the banana that the stripper used ... got clamydia in his throat:) his mom were with him when the doc explained why her 15 year old son couldnt speak...

[Dukasaur]

Fine and dandy.

[KoolBak]

I was in a real backwoods area that didn't have internet, but had an infestation of something called New Zealand Mudsnails, or so I was notified by warning signs posted by the Geological Survey that said they were an invasive foreign species that must be destroyed. I thought of Lootifer. Not because of the "must be destroyed" part but because of the "New Zealand" part.

I got pulled over twice by police in less than 24 hours. The first time was for driving the wrong-way down a one-way street, but he just gave me a warning. The next time was for going 15 over the speed limit. Got a ticket for that.

Tried to make it home faster than I could and ended up tired and on the highway at 1 a.m. Tried stopping at three successive motels but they were all closed. Finally slept in my car at a rest area.

Watched Silicon Valley and VEEP this evening, going to bed shortly.

Backwoods, but there's speed limits, street rules and cops? I am curious....backwoods here means actual boonies....nearest cell tower is 40 miles away where we go camping....nearest town is 70...same with where we go hunting.....

I spent 15 hours prepping and repainting our 10 piece iron deck furniture (what a pain)...had a family function saturday here with folks, sibs and related misc kiddos....very fun....put my new BBQ thru her paces ;o). Laid on my ass yesterday and watched nascar and Jupiter Rising....really liked that flick....

[2dimes]

Good.

[saxitoxin]

I was in a real backwoods area that didn't have internet, but had an infestation of something called New Zealand Mudsnails, or so I was notified by warning signs posted by the Geological Survey that said they were an invasive foreign species that must be destroyed. I thought of Lootifer. Not because of the "must be destroyed" part but because of the "New Zealand" part.

I got pulled over twice by police in less than 24 hours. The first time was for driving the wrong-way down a one-way street, but he just gave me a warning. The next time was for going 15 over the speed limit. Got a ticket for that.

Tried to make it home faster than I could and ended up tired and on the highway at 1 a.m. Tried stopping at three successive motels but they were all closed. Finally slept in my car at a rest area.

Watched Silicon Valley and VEEP this evening, going to bed shortly.

Backwoods, but there's speed limits, street rules and cops?

SORRY, I still have to use methods of ground conveyance to arrive at the backwoods.

KoolBak traveling to the backwoods ...



NICE RACK, KOOLBAK.

[notyou2]

Sat around the pig with a big bonfire and got drunk.

[Dukasaur]

Sat around the pig with a big bonfire and got drunk.

I wonder if your wife knows you call her that.

[DoomYoshi]

So, I called 202 456 1414 and I offered some free land to store some heavy mechanized infantry carriers in my front yard. The person on the other end said "we'll think about it and get back to you on Monday". Then I read this in the paper:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/14/world/europe/us-poised-to-put-heavy-weaponry-in-east-europe.html?_r=0

They stole my idea.

It doesn't end there though.

My golf club recently started offering discount days. Meanwhile, there are rampant criminals in the region, both blue collar and white collar. I was trying to golf, but somebody was wearing a t-shirt, that's how bad it's gotten. I'm going to cancel my membership, but there is a cancellation fee. I guess I'll just keep it out of spite.

[nietzsche]

Sat around the pig with a big bonfire and got drunk.

I wonder if your wife knows you call her that.

hahaha

[muy_thaiguy]

Been sick with a virus going on 3 weeks. I can deal with the sore throat and hoarse voice, but it's the coughing that really sucks.

It could be HIV.

Or MERS.

Nah, I didn't bang AOG's mom (recently), so not that. And I haven't visited China yet, so not MERS. Probably just SOL for now.

[mrswdk]

MERS is South Korea.

[muy_thaiguy]

MERS is South Korea.

Eh, South Korea, North Korea, China, whatever.

[mrswdk]

That's the spirit

[muy_thaiguy]

That's the spirit

No, that was the 4th nation in the area I listed. You know, the one with the people and the government and the thing? Yeah, them.

[khazalid]

my weekend is monday and tuesday.

monday i went out for lunch, bought some new shoes, then played some 5 a side football in the evening, rounded off with a cold beer and some street-bbq.

this morning i went to the gym, then i went to subway, then i bought some veg and a baguette. my lentil soup is currently simmering.

[mrswdk]

That's the spirit

No, that was the 4th nation in the area I listed. You know, the one with the people and the government and the thing? Yeah, them.

Now you're just saying words.