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TransContinental

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:39 pm

If a train is allowed to pretend its transcontinental, what is to stop me saying that I am a railroad?
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Re: TransContinental

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 17, 2015 5:29 pm

How often have you "pulled a train"?
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Re: TransContinental

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:08 pm

Can I be the Hogwarts Express? Choo choo.

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Re: TransContinental

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:33 am

this thread will be bumped so that people can awe at its hilarity
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Re: TransContinental

Postby tzor on Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:38 am

It's not really all that funny.
I'm not saying it's not funny.
But it's not really all that funny.
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Re: TransContinental

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:45 am

Tzor, you wouldn't know funny if it punched you in the face and licked your butthole
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Re: TransContinental

Postby khazalid on Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:40 am

it's about as funny as the 8th leekslap of the morning
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Re: TransContinental

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jun 18, 2015 11:46 am

Army of GOD wrote:this thread will be bumped so that people can awe at its hilarity


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Re: TransContinental

Postby tzor on Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:05 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Tzor, you wouldn't know funny if it punched you in the face and licked your butthole


Funny doesn't punch people in the face.
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Re: TransContinental

Postby Gold Knight on Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:18 pm

tzor wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Tzor, you wouldn't know funny if it punched you in the face and licked your butthole


Funny doesn't punch people in the face.


But it does lick buttholes.
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Re: TransContinental

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:43 pm

tzor wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Tzor, you wouldn't know funny if it punched you in the face and licked your butthole


Funny doesn't punch people in the face.

3 Stooges begs to differ.
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Re: TransContinental

Postby tzor on Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:21 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:3 Stooges begs to differ.


No funny is watching people being hit in the face.

Big difference. :twisted:

It's might be funny for me when you are hit in the face.
But not for you.
Besides, that was ACTING ... you know, like professional wrestling.
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Re: TransContinental

Postby Serbia on Fri Jun 19, 2015 12:57 pm

tzor wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:3 Stooges begs to differ.


No funny is watching people being hit in the face.

Big difference. :twisted:

It's might be funny for me when you are hit in the face.
But not for you.
Besides, that was ACTING ... you know, like professional wrestling.


Or like when people tell tzor he's funny.

Bollocks.
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Re: TransContinental

Postby tzor on Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:15 pm

Serbia wrote:Or like when people tell tzor he's funny.


I'll never vote for anyone who would tell me I'm funny.
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Re: TransContinental

Postby mrswdk on Sat Jun 20, 2015 12:05 am

Yesterday I got on a train and they said 'this flight will soon be departing'

And I was all like OMG fkn idiots this is a train!?

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Re: TransContinental

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:59 pm

tzor wrote:
Serbia wrote:Or like when people tell tzor he's funny.


I'll never vote for anyone who would tell me I'm funny.

Why did the cannibals refuse to go to the circus?

The clowns tasted funny.
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