Suck it, China

[Metsfanmax]

We have finally reclaimed our deserved spot in high school mathematics.

http://www.maa.org/news/us-team-takes-f ... l-olympiad

[nietzsche]

nerd thread

[WingCmdr Ginkapo]

Imagine getting through to the national competition. And then instead of your dad being proud, he instead points out that he represented the country internationally.

Yeah that would suck

[riskllama]

inb4 mrs points out the chinese kid.

[Metsfanmax]

inb4 mrs points out the chinese kid.

Kid's first name is Allen. Allen.

[riskllama]

she will still point out he is of chinese origins, c'mon mets...

[TA1LGUNN3R]

inb4 mrs points out the chinese kid.

Kid's first name is Allen. Allen.

Aaron?

-TG

[Metsfanmax]

inb4 mrs points out the chinese kid.

Kid's first name is Allen. Allen.

Aaron?

-TG

Oh boy. I am giggling.

[riskllama]

pardon me, there are two chinamen on the team...whups.
i assume that stoner kid is the captain, right?

[riskllama]

what do you think will happen to those kids when they get back to china? torture? prison? death???
we may never know what happens to them...
rest assured, there will be no returning members on their 2016 team.

[mrswdk]

Hooray for the victory of the China-US team. Looking forward to further instances of mutually-beneficial cooperation between these two countries \(^0^)/

[riskllama]

didn't see that one coming.
took ya long enough...

[Metsfanmax]

Hooray for the victory of the China-US team. Looking forward to further instances of mutually-beneficial cooperation between these two countries \(^0^)/

mrswdk has been caught in a...

TRAP THREAD!!!!!

[rishaed]

Hooray for the victory of the China-US team. Looking forward to further instances of mutually-beneficial cooperation between these two countries \(^0^)/

mrswdk has been caught in a...

TRAP THREAD!!!!!

*Insert Slow Clap Here*

[mrswdk]

Actually, Mets just got caught by my trap reply.

[Metsfanmax]

Actually, Mets just got caught by my trap reply.

[mrswdk]

[AndyDufresne]

YANJIAO, China — Every morning at 5:30, Liu Desheng joins a dozen retirees waiting for the express bus to Beijing from this small city in Hebei Province. They stand at the front of the line but never board, instead waiting as bus after bus pulls up, each picking up 50 people from the ever-lengthening line behind the retirees.

Around 6:30, their adult children arrive. The line, now snaking down the street, has become an hourlong wait. People cut in, and a shoving match breaks out. But the retirees have saved their children this ordeal. When the next bus pulls up, the young adults take their parents’ places at the head of the line and board first, settling into coveted seats for a 25-mile ride that can take up to three hours.

“There’s not much I can contribute to the family anymore,” Mr. Liu, 62, said as his son waved goodbye from a bus window. “He is exhausted every day, so if I can help him get a bit more rest, I’ll do it.”

The Liu family’s commuting habit is a small but telling part of a megacity in the making.

As Chinese officials are developing a megalopolis that will contain more than 130 million people, some suburban residents cope with difficult commutes and shortages of public services.

For decades, China’s government has tried to limit the size of Beijing, the capital, through draconian residency permits. Now, the government has embarked on an ambitious plan to make Beijing the center of a new supercity of 130 million people.

The planned megalopolis, a metropolitan area that would be about six times the size of New York’s, is meant to revamp northern China’s economy and become a laboratory for modern urban growth.

“The supercity is the vanguard of economic reform,” said Liu Gang, a professor at Nankai University in Tianjin who advises local governments on regional development. “It reflects the senior leadership’s views on the need for integration, innovation and environmental protection.”

The new region will link the research facilities and creative culture of Beijing with the economic muscle of the port city of Tianjin and the hinterlands of Hebei Province, forcing areas that have never cooperated to work together.

Jing-Jin-Ji, as the region is called (“Jing” for Beijing, “Jin” for Tianjin and “Ji,” the traditional name for Hebei Province), is meant to rival China’s other major economic belts: the Yangtze River Delta around Shanghai and Nanjing in central China, and the Pearl River Delta around Guangzhou and Shenzhen in southern China.

But the new supercity is intended to be different in scope and conception. It would be spread over 82,000 square miles, about the size of Kansas, and hold a population larger than a third of the United States. And unlike metro areas that have grown up organically, Jing-Jin-Ji would be a very deliberate creation. Its centerpiece: a huge expansion of high-speed rail to bring the major cities within an hour’s commute of each other.

But some of the new roads and rails are years from completion. For many people, the creation of the supercity so far has meant ever-longer commutes on gridlocked highways to the capital.

Encouraged by the government’s open residency policies and inexpensive housing, people are flocking to suburbs like this one. Yanjiao has grown tenfold, to over 500,000 inhabitants, in a decade. But it remains a bedroom community for Beijing — a swath of apartment towers and restaurants with few services.

Many believe that the transportation woes will sort themselves out, given enough time and money. A subway and better light rail are planned to open in three to five years, and a new bridge to Beijing is under construction.

More worrying for many Yanjiao residents is the dearth of hospitals and schools.

“The services are bad,” said Zheng Linyun, who works in a sales company in Beijing and commutes about five hours a day. His 6-year-old son just started elementary school and has more than 65 children in his class. “All we see are more and more people coming here.”

On a bright summer morning, it is easy to see Yanjiao’s better side. Even though the cookie-cutter, 25-story housing blocks stretch dully into the horizon, shopping is plentiful, some streets are tree-lined, and the air is much cleaner than in Beijing.

But the city has no bus terminal, no cinemas and only two very small parks.

“The streets flood in the rain because there is no good drainage,” said Xia Zhiyan, a 42-year-old employee of a printing company. “They just built more and more apartments without the most basic facilities.”

Even by the cheek-by-jowl standards of Chinese public spaces, Yanjiao’s main park is hopelessly crowded. On a recent Sunday afternoon, in-line skaters bumped into each other at a strolling speed, kite lines crossed in the air, and older men politely jostled each other as they practiced calligraphy with water brushes on the sidewalk.

The lack of services reflects deeper challenges. With no property taxes, Chinese cities rely on land sales for tax revenues. Municipalities are not allowed to keep other locally raised taxes, for fear that local leaders will misuse the proceeds.

So a bedroom community like Yanjiao has no way to pay for new schools, roads or enough bus service so that retirees do not have to stand in line on behalf of their children. Changing this would require restructuring how taxes are collected and distributed, an overhaul that is not on the table. Even though the supercity will consolidate affluent Beijing with tax-starved towns like Yanjiao, they will not share revenue.

Infrastructure has also lagged. Until recently, high-speed rail failed to connect many vital cities around Beijing, while many roads did not link up. Planning reports say the area has 18 “beheaded” highways — major arteries built in one of the three districts but not linked to others. One highway ends at a bridge over the dried-out river dividing Yanjiao from Beijing, and has remained unfinished for years.

But several factors are making Jing-Jin-Ji a reality. The most immediate is President Xi Jinping, who laid out an ambitious plan for economic reform in 2013 and has endorsed the region’s integration.

The plan calls for eliminating the “beheaded highways” by 2020 and constructing a new subway line. In addition, the plan assigns specific economic roles to the cities: Beijing is to focus on culture and technology. Tianjin will become a research base for manufacturing. Hebei’s role is largely undefined, although the government recently released a catalog of minor industries, such as wholesale textile markets, to be transferred from Beijing to smaller cities.

Beijing is shifting much of its city administration to the Tongzhou suburb, reversing a Mao-era rule that confined the government to the imperial district.

The plan has started to drive up property prices in the suburbs, according to local news reports.

Improving the infrastructure, especially high-speed rail, will be critical. According to Zhang Gui, a professor at the Hebei University of Technology, Chinese planners used to follow a rule of thumb they learned from the West: An urban area should not exceed 60 miles, the average amount of highway that is covered in an hour of driving. Beyond that, people cannot effectively commute.

High-speed rail, Professor Zhang said, has changed that equation. Chinese trains now easily hit 150 to 185 miles an hour, allowing the urban area to expand. A new line between Beijing and Tianjin cut travel times from three hours to 37 minutes. That train has become so crowded that a second track is being laid.

Now, high-speed rail is moving beyond big cities. One line is opening this year between Beijing and Tangshan. Another is linking Beijing with Zhangjiakou, turning the mountain city into a recreational center for the new urban area, as well as a candidate to host the 2022 Winter Olympic Games.

“Speed replaces distance,” Professor Zhang said. “It has radically expanded the scope of what an economic area can be.”

Wang Jun, a historian of Beijing’s development, said creating the new supercity would require a complete overhaul of how governments operated, including instituting property taxes and allowing local governments to keep them. Only then can these towns become more than feeders to the capital.

“This is a huge project and is more complicated than roads and rail,” he said. “But if it can succeed, it will change the face of northern China.”

--Andy

[mrswdk]

There's a sprawl of a similar nature along the high speed lines out of Shanghai. A coastal city and a couple of smaller commercial centers that for all intents and purposes are now extensions of the Shanghai system.

[Dukasaur]

130 million people in an area smaller than Kansas. It's an obscenity. A vomit-producing thought.

[nietzsche]

they can't help it, their condoms are made in china, their birth control pills are made in china.

[mrswdk]

No one uses the birth control pill here.

[riskllama]

what do you gals use over there, then? surely not condoms...
injection? or do you have to get "fixed" because of that one kid law thingy???

[Dukasaur]

what do you gals use over there, then? surely not condoms...
injection? or do you have to get "fixed" because of that one kid law thingy???

It's enough to drink the water in most of their cities and voila! Fixed!

[degaston]

what do you gals use over there, then? surely not condoms...