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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby warmonger1981 on Sun Aug 09, 2015 3:27 pm

Only when fucking.
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby mrswdk on Sun Aug 09, 2015 4:18 pm

That's why poor people are so fucking fat.
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby waauw on Sun Aug 09, 2015 7:06 pm

mrswdk wrote:That's why poor people are so fucking fat.


That and the brain rewards you for eating with opiates.
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby mrswdk on Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:22 am

waauw wrote:
mrswdk wrote:That's why poor people are so fucking fat.


That and the brain rewards you for eating with opiates.


Only poor people's brains release opiates after they eat?
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby waauw on Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:06 am

mrswdk wrote:
waauw wrote:
mrswdk wrote:That's why poor people are so fucking fat.


That and the brain rewards you for eating with opiates.


Only poor people's brains release opiates after they eat?


Compensation behaviour. They hate their lives and to get only temporary relief, people eat. It's why the cliché exists that women eat icecream when they're sad. Some foods release more endorphines than others.
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby notyou2 on Mon Aug 10, 2015 6:10 am

waauw wrote:
mrswdk wrote:That's why poor people are so fucking fat.


That and the brain rewards you for eating with opiates.


I've never eaten with Opiates. Hindus, Jews, Muslims, and Christians, but never Opiates. Are they well mannered? Do they use utensils?

What kind of reward do you get when you eat with them?
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby waauw on Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:17 am

notyou2 wrote:
waauw wrote:
mrswdk wrote:That's why poor people are so fucking fat.


That and the brain rewards you for eating with opiates.


I've never eaten with Opiates. Hindus, Jews, Muslims, and Christians, but never Opiates. Are they well mannered? Do they use utensils?

What kind of reward do you get when you eat with them?


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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby mrswdk on Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:04 am

Running also makes you feel good.

Someone should buy these people a pair of sneakers and a sense of pride.
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby notyou2 on Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:23 am

Are you in the pride parade mrs?
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby khazalid on Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:05 am

i believe that mao once said that while women hold up half the sky, sodomy alone got him through the war. this latter clause has sadly been redacted from the history books.
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Aug 10, 2015 5:48 pm

mrswdk wrote:Running also makes you feel good.

Someone should buy these people a pair of sneakers and a sense of pride.

True, indeed.

And if you know how to instill a sense of pride in someone who lacks it, you sir shall be the saviour of millions of lives, and rich beyond the dreams of Croesus.
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby mrswdk on Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:46 am

notyou2 wrote:Are you in the pride parade mrs?


I have watched a pride parade, but they wouldn't let me onto any of the floats because I forgot to bring any corn with me.
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Aug 11, 2015 3:07 pm

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/09/what-runners-think-how-much-running-sucks/31370851/
Non-runners may look at a runner off in the distance and feel a twinge of envy, because surely that person is in some kind of Zen-like zone, ruminating about life's mysteries. A first-of-its kind study that had runners record their thoughts on the go clears that up: Some samples of the deep thoughts, as cited in a writeup at the British Psychology Society: "My hips are a little tight. I'm stiff, my feet, my ankles, just killing me this morning." And: "Hill, you're a bitch ... it's long and hot—God damn it ... mother eff-er." And: "That sucked but it's going to be an awesome run on the way back." It turns out that the 10 amateur long-distance runners in the study spent 32% of their time thinking about the "pain and discomfort" they were in, say researchers. (The runs were at least 7 miles.)
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby warmonger1981 on Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:38 pm

You fail to see the significance of corn.



In the ceremony of depositing the corner-stone, the sacred elements of masonic consecration are then produced, and the stone is solemnly set apart by pouring corn, wine, and oil upon its surface. Each of these elements has a beautiful significance in our symbolism.
Collectively, they allude to the Corn of Nourishment, the Wine of Refreshment, and the Oil of Joy, which are the promised rewards of a faithful and diligent performance of duty, and often specifically refer to the anticipated success of the undertaking whose incipiency they have consecrated. They are, in fact, types and symbols of all those abundant gifts of Divine Providence for which we are daily called upon to make an offering of our thanks, and which are enumerated by King David, in his catalogue of blessings, as "wine that maketh glad the heart of man, and oil to make his face to shine, and bread which strengtheneth man's heart."
"Wherefore, my brethren," says Harris, "do you carry corn, wine, and oil in your processions, but to remind you that in the pilgrimage of human life you are to impart a portion of your bread to feed the hungry, to send a cup of your wine to cheer the sorrowful, and to pour the healing oil of your consolation into the wounds which sickness hath made in the bodies, or affliction rent in the hearts, of your fellow-travellers?" 120
But, individually, each of these elements of consecration has also an appropriate significance, which is well worth investigation.
Corn, in the language of Scripture, is an emblem of the resurrection, and St. Paul, in that eloquent discourse which is so familiar to all, as a beautiful argument for the great Christian doctrine of a future life, adduces the seed of grain, which, being sown, first dieth, and then quickeneth, as the appropriate type of that corruptible which must put on incorruption, and of that mortal which must assume immortality. But, in Masonry, the sprig of acacia, for reasons purely masonic, has been always adopted as the symbol of immortality, and the ear of corn is appropriated as the symbol of plenty. This is in accordance with the Hebrew derivation of the word, as well as with the usage of all ancient nations. The word dagan, דנו which signifies corn, is derived from the verb dagah, דנה, to increase, to multiply, and in all the ancient religions the horn or vase, filled with fruits and with grain, was the recognized symbol of plenty. Hence, as an element of consecration, corn is intended to remind us of those temporal blessings of life and health, and comfortable support, which we derive from the Giver of all good, and to merit which we should strive, with "clean hands and a pure heart," to erect on the corner-stone of our initiation a spiritual temple, which shall be adorned with the "beauty of holiness."


http://www.sacred-texts.com/mas/sof/sof25.htm
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby mrswdk on Wed Aug 12, 2015 6:02 am

Dukasaur wrote:http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/09/what-runners-think-how-much-running-sucks/31370851/
Non-runners may look at a runner off in the distance and feel a twinge of envy, because surely that person is in some kind of Zen-like zone, ruminating about life's mysteries. A first-of-its kind study that had runners record their thoughts on the go clears that up: Some samples of the deep thoughts, as cited in a writeup at the British Psychology Society: "My hips are a little tight. I'm stiff, my feet, my ankles, just killing me this morning." And: "Hill, you're a bitch ... it's long and hot—God damn it ... mother eff-er." And: "That sucked but it's going to be an awesome run on the way back." It turns out that the 10 amateur long-distance runners in the study spent 32% of their time thinking about the "pain and discomfort" they were in, say researchers. (The runs were at least 7 miles.)


They should've studied people who weren't fatties out running for their New Year's resolution.
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby notyou2 on Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:25 am

When did jogging get renamed running??????

What is the new name for running now that it has usurped jogging?????


Fast legging????
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby khazalid on Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:43 am

i think around the same time that going on holiday became 'travelling'.

- experience inflation vis a vis social media vis a vis the century of the selfie.
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Re: Do you sweat on purpose?

Postby mrswdk on Thu Aug 13, 2015 6:43 pm

If being a 'jogger' means being one of those people running so slowly they're capable of maintaining a conversation with their partner (or, as I saw last night, taking a phone call) then I'll stick with being a runner thanks.
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