luns101 wrote:notyou2 wrote:I don't like them coming to my door for starters. Fuckin' cult
I can't remember who it was , but someone on this site took them up on their offer to do chores around his house as part of their good deeds requirement. When they realized they weren't going to get a convert, they left him alone.
Might be an option to discourage future visits.
My father (who was a militant nudist, among other things) used to greet them at the door
au naturel. When they would say things like "we bring Good News from the Lord!" he would give them a great big smile and welcoming embrace and yell, "I love hearing Good News! Come to my bedroom and tell me all about it!"
Poor things couldn't run fast enough.

My personal approach was a little more low-key. When Jesusfreaks used to accost me on the subway with their "I want you to know that I've accepted Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Saviour!" I would respond with, "I can dig it, baby! I've accepted Timothy Leary as my personal Lord and Saviour!"