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Postby KoolBak on Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:40 pm

I've had 4 sections of skin cancer removed since he was president.....and my old mom is experiencing advanced stages of dementia.

Thanks Obama.

He fook with anyone else?
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby 2dimes on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:16 am

Don't like reading that stuff about your mom. Hang in bro.
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby DaGip on Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:40 am

Did they have to touch your dick?
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby KoolBak on Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:04 am

Thanks Dimey, and no......lol.
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Postby iAmCaffeine on Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:21 am

Sounds awful, sorry. But I don't see how that's Obama's fault?
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby KoolBak on Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:09 am

:roll: Joke...

Run out of toilet paper....Thanks Obama!

Nevermind....we think it's funny 'round here....
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Postby iAmCaffeine on Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:38 am

Sorry man, hah. I assumed it was a joke, but since I tend to avoid the political debates around here I wasn't entirely sure.

Now I look silly. Thanks, Obama.
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby WingCmdr Ginkapo on Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:59 am

Kanye West is going to be President of the USA in 2020.

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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby KoolBak on Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:06 am

iAmCaffeine wrote:Sorry man, hah. I assumed it was a joke, but since I tend to avoid the political debates around here I wasn't entirely sure.

Now I look silly. Thanks, Obama.


Lmao...well played ;o)
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby notyou2 on Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:56 am

I assumed you were serious and thanking him for the free medical care.
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby KoolBak on Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:07 pm

Free....right....no we pay $900 / month thru my bride's employer for their insurance for the family and I STILL struggle to pay our portion of the shit...course cutting off my fingers and having melanoma issues dunna help much on the bill department....lol

Thanks Obama.

PS...what started this was last week, we were driving to central oregon for a family vaca...my bride 2 sons and I...we were passing a man made reservoir (Detroit Lake) that is a popular destination for campers / boaters and the damn thing is near dry....drought and whatnot....water level down 50+ vertical feet....ugly as sin...we were bemoaning the spectacle and my 18 year old son goes "Thanks Obama"...ficking cracked me up.....lol. Works on any scenario ;o)

If yer bored, here's a good news clip

http://www.kgw.com/story/news/2015/05/21/detroit-lake-low-water-level/27737349/
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby notyou2 on Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:57 pm

I would trade our prime minister for your president any day of the week, and I expect most Canadians feel the same way.
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby RD5 on Wed Sep 02, 2015 2:59 pm

When I was 6 or 7 my mom took me to the theatre to see Invasion of the Body Snatchers. To this day I don't really trust ANYONE.

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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby KoolBak on Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:38 pm

:lol:

You trust me! Just because I left you sleeping by the firepit in the back yard....come on....

I crapped my pants the other day....

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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:49 pm

I just changed a nappy (diaper) for the first time in 15 years. Thanks Obama!
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:57 pm

KoolBak wrote::lol:

You trust me! Just because I left you sleeping by the firepit in the back yard....come on....

I crapped my pants the other day....

Thanks Obama.

Were they collective pants?
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:49 pm

I stubbed my toe. Thanks Obama!
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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:36 pm

Donald Trump mocked.

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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby KoolBak on Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:35 pm

They were actually singular shorts :lol:

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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby Ignoreme on Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:42 am

Conservatives are going bat shit crazy with a black liberal in the White House to the point their heads want to explode.

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Re: Thanks Obama....

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:46 am

AoG exists.

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