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Prospects...

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:09 pm

So I've got a few honeys on the burners, so to speak. Which direction to focus my attention is the question... One girl is Indian and quite shy, one is a dude, as you may already know, and another is long distance but very much my "equal". What's my best bet, economically speaking? BBS is my preferred advisor on this, naturally, but I'll welcome any sound advice.
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Re: Prospects...

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:19 pm

Post pics of girl pls
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Re: Prospects...

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:26 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Post pics of girl pls
So you can cybernetically defile my potential mate? Get your own!
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Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Sep 09, 2015 11:58 pm

How are the Indian girl and the dude not your "equal?" Is she from the untouchable caste or something?

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Re: Prospects...

Postby Metsfanmax on Thu Sep 10, 2015 12:07 am

I already know how BBS will advise you: relationships are not a zero-sum game. You should form multiple relationships so that you can specialize in each one. Simply explain to each of these girls that you can excel at offering them a particular service but you are best served by offering your other talents to women who will enjoy them the most. As pure rational agents they will immediately understand this* and quickly optimize their own utility by forming their own polyamorous circle of sexual partners. And then you will get to join in on magnificent threesomes, foursomes, whatever you want, in this marvelous capitalist relationship utopia.

*Ignore the possibility of a market failure where the women are not rational enough to understand this. It is merely a minor perturbation on the general case.
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Re: Prospects...

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Sep 10, 2015 12:51 am

Metsfanmax wrote:I already know how BBS will advise you: relationships are not a zero-sum game. You should form multiple relationships so that you can specialize in each one. Simply explain to each of these girls that you can excel at offering them a particular service but you are best served by offering your other talents to women who will enjoy them the most. As pure rational agents they will immediately understand this* and quickly optimize their own utility by forming their own polyamorous circle of sexual partners. And then you will get to join in on magnificent threesomes, foursomes, whatever you want, in this marvelous capitalist relationship utopia.

*Ignore the possibility of a market failure where the women are not rational enough to understand this. It is merely a minor perturbation on the general case.


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Re: Prospects...

Postby nietzsche on Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:23 am

Metsfanmax wrote:I already know how BBS will advise you: relationships are not a zero-sum game. You should form multiple relationships so that you can specialize in each one. Simply explain to each of these girls that you can excel at offering them a particular service but you are best served by offering your other talents to women who will enjoy them the most. As pure rational agents they will immediately understand this* and quickly optimize their own utility by forming their own polyamorous circle of sexual partners. And then you will get to join in on magnificent threesomes, foursomes, whatever you want, in this marvelous capitalist relationship utopia.

*Ignore the possibility of a market failure where the women are not rational enough to understand this. It is merely a minor perturbation on the general case.


this is your best post in a long time.

this surely has to do with your re-admitance to the PL. I probably just invented a new word.
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