Darwin Award is a Complete Misnomer

[Funkyterrance]

The only way you can really be awarded a "Darwin Award" is if you died before you got a chance to reproduce, which applies to a whole lot of nerds out there and does not to a whole lot more of tobacco dipping, wal-mart mutants. It's got nothing to do with intelligence/stupidity, which natural selection shows us on a regular basis. Dolphins have the fatally bad habit of mingling with one of our tastiest fishies and it's relievingly refreshing to accept the fact that getting drunk and fucking without protection is actually the fast track to success.

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You can also get a Darwin Award if your primary sex characteristics are obliterated in a hilarious crotch shot... or was that the AFV award?

[warmonger1981]

Does fucking fat girls for fun count for anything???

[Dukasaur]

Does fucking fat girls for fun count for anything???

Yeah, fun.