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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:33 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Corn isn't a fruit, you ass, lol...

Well it's certainly not, scientifically speaking, a vegetable, either. So what would YOU call it, oh elucidated one? 8-)

I think scientifically speaking it's a grass seed or something but calling it that might be construed as pretentious...

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It's a grain, and technically grains are fruits. Yes, I'm pretentious.

-TG

Grains are not fruits. Grains are seeds. A fruit, technically, is a large repository of starch surrounding the OUTSIDE of a seed, not the seed itself.


wiki wrote:In botany, a fruit is a part of a flowering plant that derives from specific tissues of the flower, one or more ovaries, and in some cases accessory tissues.

Fruits are the means by which these plants disseminate seeds. Many of them that bear edible fruits, in particular, have propagated with the movements of humans and animals in a symbiotic relationship as a means for seed dispersal and nutrition, respectively; in fact, humans and many animals have become dependent on fruits as a source of food.[1] Fruits account for a substantial fraction of the world's agricultural output, and some (such as the apple and the pomegranate) have acquired extensive cultural and symbolic meanings.

In common language usage, "fruit" normally means the fleshy seed-associated structures of a plant that are sweet or sour and edible in the raw state, such as apples, oranges, grapes, strawberries, bananas, and lemons. On the other hand, the botanical sense of "fruit" includes many structures that are not commonly called "fruits", such as bean pods, corn kernels, wheat grains, and tomatoes.[2][3]


Today you learned...

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Lolz at wiki wrote; that's totally where I go to find all my scientific facts. I also on occaision ask my Grammy.

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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby subtleknifewield on Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:45 pm

Wiki also requires references, so if it's wrong they will quickly amend that.
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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby mrswdk on Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:32 am

subtleknifewield wrote:Wiki also requires references, so if it's wrong they will quickly amend that.


lol, yeah k.
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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby subtleknifewield on Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:20 am

mrswdk wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:Wiki also requires references, so if it's wrong they will quickly amend that.


lol, yeah k.

Well, SOMEONE will. :P
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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby WingCmdr Ginkapo on Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:39 pm

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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:46 pm

That's in the running for ugliest graph I've ever seen. Yuck.

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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby subtleknifewield on Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:05 pm

I'm in agreement with tailgunner here
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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby waauw on Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:35 pm

It's the new edition of minesweeper. Stay away from the humans. Nothing but death and destruction there.
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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby subtleknifewield on Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:48 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:minesweeper is not a fruit

He's talking about the graph
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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Sep 30, 2015 7:34 am

Cornholers are fruits.
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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby waauw on Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:57 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Cornholers are fruits.


You're a vegetable.
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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 01, 2015 2:15 pm

waauw wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Hear that Mrs WDK? A fruit is a container for seeds.


Are testicles fruits then?


Obviously.
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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby subtleknifewield on Thu Oct 01, 2015 5:42 pm

notyou2 wrote:
waauw wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Hear that Mrs WDK? A fruit is a container for seeds.


Are testicles fruits then?


Obviously.

The existence of Rocky Mountain Oysters would seem to support this supposition.
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Re: Dinner at Metsfanmax's house

Postby subtleknifewield on Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:41 pm

Yes, yes it is, Yoshi.
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