ITT: we write a love letter to nietzsche 1 word at a time

[betiko]

Match

[subtleknifewield]

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Sincerely,

(I feel like there's not much more to say here )

[mrswdk]

Who the fck would write 'sincerely' in a love letter?

[subtleknifewield]

Who the fck would write 'sincerely' in a love letter?

(You're kidding, right? I can think of other things to add to it to make it a love letter. Stop thinking you have to sign off with only one word. For example, 'sincerely yours.' However, I alas can only write one word of that. Fortunately that is not all that could potentially be added.)

[mrswdk]

You just did sign off with one word.

Sincerely,

Sincerely,
Sincerely,
,

Tooooooooooooouchdowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

[mrswdk]

Darling xiao xiao,

The thought of your tender, Chinese embrace fills my heart with warmth. You are the plum sauce that makes my roast duck pancakes complete.

Yours sincerely,

Mr subtleknifewield Esq.

[subtleknifewield]

What are you smoking? No one said 'Yours,' yet.

I just explained how anyone with a bit of imagination can add to it. Either you are saying you lack imagination, or you really must not know English as well as you like to think.

Sincerely, yours...
Sincerely, with all my heart,
Sincerely, with all my love,

Either of those without the 'with,' and so forth.

Sincerely, is just the beginning of the signing off, as I explained. No, that ain't no touchdown, that's a SACK, and you lost yards. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Now can we PLEASE get back to finishing this letter and try not to break it with all this babbling?

(Oh, and AoG, I suggest adding a P.S. just so we can get a few last words in )

[Serbia]

Bollocks in 2015.

[subtleknifewield]

(I can honestly say I tried to un-derail it, as I feel nitpicking over that little detail is silly considering the ridiculous content of the letter anyway I can understand if AoG voids the the beginning of the closing line because he/she wants to keep the letter going for a few more sentences, but the closing I picked was not unacceptable for when the time comes)