WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:Banning guns wouldnt do much to solve the actual problem. The real question that should be investigated, is why do so many Americans feel that it is necessary to own a gun?
Just connect the dots, people. The reason is slavery, eugenics and plastic bags!
I can't take full credit for this, though. owenshooter posted this in "Plastic can make your "penis" small"
owenshooter wrote:leave it up to the white guys to find out an external reason for their genetically smaller penises... i always thought they were smaller because white kids get toys and the black kids don't... the truth is the truth...-JƩsus noir
Slave traders specifically targeted bigger men (with bigger penises), and had them breed more. Later, plastics (used more by the wealthier whites) caused some unfortunate shrinkage. Of course, the less environmentally conscious Republicans were hit particularly hard by this. In Europe, on the other hand, slavery was more diverse and ended sooner, and their culture did not adopt plastics as readily as the US.
So the small-penised racists sought out big guns as a way to compensate for their shortcomings. They didn't want to be easily singled out, so they encouraged the growth of the "gun culture", which drew in the dim-witted, the paranoid, and those with doubts about their sexual orientation.
There are no easy solutions to this. Some things that might help are to continue to fight racism and homophobia, support education and mental health care, encourage immigration of Asians and hispanics, clean up the environment and reduce the use of plastics, and continue work on genetic engineering and stem cell research with regard to penis size. As usual, the Republicans are fighting against the very policies that would help them the most.