What the actual f*ck

[Army of GOD]

So I just watched the epiaode of Pokemon where Ash battles Gary in the johto league championships


Ash, instead of using his stronger, more experienced pokemon (Pikachu, Squirtle, Bulbasaur...hell even fucking Phanpy) uses a bunch of shitty, normal types that he hasn't used in literal years...I'm talking about Tauros, Muk, Heracross and Snorlax. Seriously, when was the last time he used any of them? And this is the most important fucking battle of his god damn short life


He's lucky that Charizard jerked off and flew to the rescue. Why the f*ck would you leave Pikachu on the bench? That's like leaving Lebron, Crosby and Aaron Rodgers in the bench



God damn Ash is a cockmaggot

[muy_thaiguy]

Yeah, after peeking in on it after years and years since the last time I watched it, out of all his pokemon, only pikachu is still with him. And he's still 10. Misty and Brock? Apparently they no longer exist or something.

[Funkyterrance]

He was trying to show off prolly.

[mrswdk]

He knew Mrs WDK and her Level 58 Dragonite had his back.

[Funkyterrance]

Yeah, after peeking in on it after years and years since the last time I watched it, out of all his pokemon, only pikachu is still with him. And he's still 10. Misty and Brock? Apparently they no longer exist or something.

Misty and Brock were torn to pieces during an observational study of a pack of primapes. Ep. 304

[jimboston]

These are all very good questions (I suppose).

However, the real "WTF" question here is...

Why the f*ck are you still watching Pokemon?

A side question is...

Why the f*ck is Pokemon still on TV?

[notyou2]

What's a Pikachu? Isn't it a place in the Andes?

[Army of GOD]

what the hell. So there's one episode (johto region I think) where they make such a big deal about a person that can talk with pokemon (it turns out he's bullshitting). but it's pretty clear Ash and everyone else can all talk to their pokemon with no problem: "what was that Pikachu? little jimmy fell down a well?" etc

These are all very good questions (I suppose).

However, the real "WTF" question here is...

Why the f*ck are you still watching Pokemon?

A side question is...

Why the f*ck is Pokemon still on TV?

I don't know man. I started watching the first season for nostalgia's sake and just kept going.


and they're not on tv, at least not the episodes I've been watching. They're all on Youtube though

[mrswdk]

Hypno
Snorlax
Dragonite
Moltres
Zapdos
Blastoise

/thread

[Army of GOD]

Hypno

no

Snorlax

hell no

Dragonite
Moltres
Zapdos
Blastoise

ok


though only bitches use Moltres and Zapdos. Real trainers use Flareon and Pikachu

[mrswdk]

I had a Raichu but he's a piece of shit compared to Zapdos. I also had a Flareon but he was just a piece of shit full stop.

What's wrong with Snorlax? Snorlax is hench?

[Army of GOD]

normal pokemon are pure trash. I would rather battle with a mentally retarded oddish

[mrswdk]

Snorlax is hench.

Anyway I'm not gonna take shit from a guy who fields Flareon as one of his best 6.

[Army of GOD]

what the f*ck does hench mean?


and you can't handle Flareon. You're shivering in your panties. Your cute asian panties


great, I have a boner right now...thanks a lot

[mrswdk]

I replaced Snorlax with Rhydon.

So now it's Hypno, Blastoise, Moltres, Zapdos, Rhydon, Dragonite.

[mrswdk]

Hench means li hai.