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Colonel Sanders will raise your cholesterol

Postby luns101 on Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:29 pm

Well, I took the family there last weekend and literally thought I'd have a heart attack, as greasy as everything was. I dare anyone on this site to prove otherwise.

Anyone who disagrees probably supports Ronald McDonald. We can't afford four years or even 4 minutes of Colonel Sander's plans for our country.
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Re: Colonel Sanders will raise your cholesterol

Postby jgordon1111 on Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:00 pm

luns101 wrote:Well, I took the family there last weekend and literally thought I'd have a heart attack, as greasy as everything was. I dare anyone on this site to prove otherwise.

Anyone who disagrees probably supports Ronald McDonald. We can't afford four years or even 4 minutes of Colonel Sander's plans for our country.


Easy solution don't eat fast food, buy you wife a cookbook or read one yourself
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Re: Colonel Sanders will raise your cholesterol

Postby riskllama on Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:04 pm

i assume the colonel's evil plan is to make america the world's fattest nation again? c'mon USA, you lost that title to mexico, FFS! pathetic...
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Re: Colonel Sanders will raise your cholesterol

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:26 am

Colonel Sanders will raise your cholesterol AND lower your wealth!

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Postby 2dimes on Sat Apr 02, 2016 8:43 am

It was better when they cooked it in lard.


Zero transfats? PFFFT!!
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Re: Colonel Sanders will raise your cholesterol

Postby notyou2 on Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:02 pm

Chik-fil-a will refuse to serve you if you even appear to be remotely gay, perhaps even if your second cousin once removed is gay, eh Luns?
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Re: Colonel Sanders will raise your cholesterol

Postby waauw on Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:29 pm

luns101 wrote:Well, I took the family there last weekend and literally thought I'd have a heart attack, as greasy as everything was. I dare anyone on this site to prove otherwise.

Anyone who disagrees probably supports Ronald McDonald. We can't afford four years or even 4 minutes of Colonel Sander's plans for our country.


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Postby luns101 on Sat Apr 02, 2016 10:34 pm

2dimes wrote:It was better when they cooked it in lard.


Zero transfats? PFFFT!!


dimes, how are you man!

Hey, I just convinced two of my co-workers to join this site, so you'll have to get in on a few games with us and teach 'em the ropes.
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Re: Colonel Sanders will raise your cholesterol

Postby 2dimes on Sat Apr 02, 2016 10:37 pm

I'm not doing half bad.

What am I going to teach them? The art of berserk and dice luck are my only two skills here.
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Re: Colonel Sanders will raise your cholesterol

Postby luns101 on Sat Apr 02, 2016 10:41 pm

2dimes wrote:I'm not doing half bad.

What am I going to teach them? The art of berserk and dice luck are my only two skills here.


Lol...ok then. bersekoidz it is then
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Re: Colonel Sanders will raise your cholesterol

Postby 2dimes on Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:26 pm

What map are you playing? Settings?
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Re: Colonel Sanders will raise your cholesterol

Postby ADodgeStratus on Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:43 am

It's a proven fact that cholesterol is the next big renewable resource. Colonel Sanders' plan to make America Greasy Again could make us the largest exporter of cholesterol in the world. The answer is to invest in Yellow Technologies (that's the color of cholesterol) to harvest and refine into fuel the precious results of a Colonel Sanders diet.

There's just such a company opening it's doors soon and welcoming of any Federal subsidies in the billions to launch this important renewable resource, Stratus Human Harvesting With Tubes Out Of Their Bellies LLC. (We're still finalizing the name of the research firm, do you guys think that sounds okay? I really value your advice). Remember, this is very important for the future of our children.
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