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What is the most pretentious name?

Alistair
2
8%
Atticus
1
4%
Augustus
1
4%
Bertram
3
12%
Caspian
2
8%
Chauncey
6
24%
Liam
2
8%
Montgomery
2
8%
Preston
2
8%
Sebastian
1
4%
Stephen
1
4%
Write-In
2
8%
 
Total votes : 25

PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:36 am

What is the most pretentious name?

(Yes, I know Stephen isn't that pretentious but I don't like it because people named Stephen always get uppity if you address them as Steve.)
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby nietzsche on Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:43 am

3/10
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:48 am

nietzsche wrote:3/10


¡chúpalo!
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:13 am

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Liam and Preston are both horrendous. Any male given name that ends with "-er" also.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:00 am

Chauncy is the worst offender on that list. What a stupid name.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby mrswdk on Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:40 am

Liam is, like, the opposite of a pretentious name.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:47 am

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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:11 pm

Those are all pretty bad, though i admit to liking the name Augustus.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:15 pm

mrswdk wrote:Liam is, like, the opposite of a pretentious name.

I think we just figured out mrs' real name...




Also, I'm pretty sure if your name is Chauncy you're legally required to take it in the ass.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby nietzsche on Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:01 pm

i bet TA1LGUNN3R's name is Sebastian.

saxi would be a perfect Montgomery.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:29 pm

A huge douchebag ex-boss of mine had Sebastian as a last name. Chuck Sebastian. What a useless piece of shit fuckface. I hope he gets raped by a Turkish pirate.
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Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:38 pm

You should replace Augustus with Augustin.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:44 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:You should replace Augustus with Augustin.


"Augustin Gloop" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:56 pm

nietzsche wrote:i bet TA1LGUNN3R's name is Sebastian.


Not even close, Fernando.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:11 pm

We all know nietzsche is named Juan Pablo.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby riskllama on Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:53 pm

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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby mrswdk on Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:27 am

tkr4lf wrote:A huge douchebag ex-boss of mine had Sebastian as a last name. Chuck Sebastian. What a useless piece of shit fuckface. I hope he gets raped by a Turkish pirate.


Turkey is landlocked.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:38 am

Well, shit. There go my revenge fantasies.

How about a Kurdish pirate?
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby mrswdk on Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:02 am

Kurdistan is even more landlocked than Turkey. Turkey actually has quite a bit of coastline, but Kurdistan has none.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:05 am

mrswdk wrote:Kurdistan is even more landlocked than Turkey. Turkey actually has quite a bit of coastline, but Kurdistan has none.


Turkey actually was a major naval power in the middle ages.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby mrswdk on Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:11 am

That was before it became landlocked.
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:19 am

mrswdk wrote:That was before it became landlocked.

Did you get that information from southfront?
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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby riskllama on Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:10 am

Dukasaur wrote:
mrswdk wrote:That was before it became landlocked.

Did you get that information from southfront?


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Re: PRETENTIOUS NAMES

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:13 pm

mrswdk wrote:Kurdistan is even more landlocked than Turkey. Turkey actually has quite a bit of coastline, but Kurdistan has none.

Yeah, I was joking. I figured you were too about Turkey. Turkey isn't and never has been landlocked. Most of their border is coastline. Istanbul's a pretty major port I think...
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Postby Bentelbow on Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:29 pm

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