Should Ocasio get a Costco?

by **2dimes** on Sun Jul 18, 2021 3:48 am

Hundreds of angry Ocasio constituents demand Costco build a store for her. Costco has, thus far, only issued a terse reply advising that the public can leave feedback on its services through costco.com. Constituents previously, albeit unsuccessfully, issued similar demands to Trader Joe's.

Ocasio could move to a North Florida town where her laugh might be described as horse like and be put in the mix of some metal bands. The store could be set it up near the border and sell passport photos.

"Costco is amazing. I shopped there up north for years." Says Ocasio companion Riley Roberts.

https://www.ocasio-news.com/2021/07/05/d... -location

by **autoload** on Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:52 am

Man! I thought she already had one!

by **saxitoxin** on Sun Jul 18, 2021 9:41 pm

Ocasio doesn't deserve access to Kirkland-brand jeans.

by **Dukasaur** on Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:39 pm

by **mookiemcgee** on Sun Jul 18, 2021 11:24 pm

Dukasaur wrote:

Is this that bitch Carol Baskins? Florida is a shithole country

by **2dimes** on Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:12 am

I believe that's under-age casting couch victim Brooke Shields. Partially famous for a magazine ad campaign for Calvin Klein jeans.

by **mookiemcgee** on Mon Jul 19, 2021 1:33 pm

2dimes wrote:I believe that's under-age casting couch victim Brooke Shields. Partially famous for a magazine ad campaign for Calvin Klein jeans.

ok Boomer

by **2dimes** on Mon Jul 19, 2021 3:14 pm

She's not even a boomer. I knew an Al-azar Shriner, his clown name was Boomer.

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:58 pm

2dimes wrote:I believe that's under-age casting couch victim Brooke Shields. Partially famous for a magazine ad campaign for Calvin Klein jeans.

She was only one year younger than me, so I was completely within my rights in wanting to f*ck her. "Under-age" doesn't count if the difference in ages is less than two years. At least that's the law here in Canada, and I imagine other countries have similar exemptions.

by **2dimes** on Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:59 pm

Ok, fine. It's Carol Baskins.

by **2dimes** on Sun Jan 09, 2022 5:40 am

You know Caro.. NVM

by **bigtoughralf** on Sun Jan 09, 2022 6:02 am

Dukasaur wrote:
2dimes wrote:I believe that's under-age casting couch victim Brooke Shields. Partially famous for a magazine ad campaign for Calvin Klein jeans.

She was only one year younger than me, so I was completely within my rights in wanting to f*ck her. "Under-age" doesn't count if the difference in ages is less than two years. At least that's the law here in Canada, and I imagine other countries have similar exemptions.

Sounds like someone's done some meticulous research.