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What should be done with Megen Merple?

Throw her in a pond and see if she floats
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25%
Make her read a prayer and see if she bursts into flames
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Throw garlic on her
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Make her write a full-page apology to the royal family, printed in all UK newspapers
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Require her to attend a crown court fully naked, so she can be inspected for devil marks
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Total votes : 8

Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby bigtoughralf on Thu Nov 25, 2021 5:54 pm

Megan Marple, the American with her signature on Prince Harry's bank account, has been exposed in court for committing PERJURY. She told a UK court that she had no involvement in the writing of her biography - widely regarded as a crass hit piece against the Queen and other royals - before later being exposed as having actually provided detailed written briefings to the biography authors and therefore being the undisputed source of most of the biography's malicious lies:

The Duchess of Sussex’s ex-head of communications has claimed she did “cooperate” with the authors of Megxit book Finding Freedom — despite numerous denials.

The evidence of Jason Knauf allegedly shows Meghan’s account is “materially false” and “raises questions about her credibility”, the appeal hearing was told.


https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/16686 ... eal-court/

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Megan has since given the classic non-apology of 'I forgot'. Hope she hasn't forgotten that treason still carries a death penalty in the UK!
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:23 pm

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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:31 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Image


quite right.
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby bigtoughralf on Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:36 pm

Sorry, I forgot this is the American politics forum.
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:45 pm

I'm a Brit and I don't give a toss about the 'royal' family.
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby bigtoughralf on Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:30 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:I'm a Brit and I don't give a toss about the 'royal' family.


Right, that's why you frequent American politics message boards instead.
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:34 pm

Hey, get out of here you filthy Brit. You wanker! This is America! MURICA!
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:54 pm

[shuffles out backwards, grinning apologetically]
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby riskllama on Thu Nov 25, 2021 10:02 pm

DDS wins this thread.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Nov 25, 2021 10:07 pm

Huh, I didn't expect Ralf to be a monarchist.

I think I prefer the first peasant that married in. Kate?

I'm not excited about the day we have to see king Chuck on our coins.

Let's see where the ram stands on this one.
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby mookiemcgee on Thu Nov 25, 2021 11:39 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Image


+1
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby autoload on Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:26 am

I thought we were talking about Merkel?

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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby 2dimes on Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:30 am

Right?
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Nov 26, 2021 12:34 am

I’m a monarchist, but I also don’t care about some American wannabe that managed to marry the crybaby sixth-in-line.
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Postby The ram on Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:36 am

2dimes wrote:Huh, I didn't expect Ralf to be a monarchist.

I think I prefer the first peasant that married in. Kate?

I'm not excited about the day we have to see king Chuck on our coins.

Let's see where the ram stands on this one.


Like the vast majority of Brits, I'm not in the slightest bit interested in the royals.

Ralf just wants to make people think he's British but I know he'll never be British.
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby jusplay4fun on Fri Nov 26, 2021 7:50 am

mookiemcgee wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Image


+1


I agree with Mookie and others (DDS & Jonesy & more?) who expressed this same sentiment.

I think the Title of this thread shows that ralf is:
1) careless, and/or
2) stooopid; and clearly
3) not a true Brit.

Meghan Markle, not Angela Merkel. I will offer ralf the same advice I gave ConfSS: try to PROOFREAD before you hit the submit button. Do not ignore the RED squiggly lines; they may be very important.

Such errors do not give your other posts (mostly unread by me) significantly less credibility. If fact, now I have even LESS reason to read all your silly rantings done almost as quickly as the llama in response to my posts. Your lives are so joyless and empty that ANY attention, mostly NEGATIVE responses to your stoopidity, in your small brains deserve a nearly immediate response by both you TROLLS.

By FOEING, I get a filter and a good way to avoid reading most of their stooooopidity. Thanks, CC. FOEING is not a sign of weakness, but a smart way to avoid reading unintelligent, silly, and incessant garbage that both will post everyday.
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby bigtoughralf on Fri Nov 26, 2021 8:27 am

Nothing says 'I don't care' like five paragraphs and a bullet list.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Nov 26, 2021 9:18 am

Right? it's missing some signature copy-pasta.

The ram wrote:Ralf just wants to make people think he's British but I know he'll never be British.


Sounds legit... I feel like he is stuck living in England but would prefer to be something more middle eastern like Lebonese.

It's kind of sad but mostly funny.
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Nov 26, 2021 9:30 am

Stoopid is trademarked by me and i will be seeking legal action.
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Postby bigtoughralf on Fri Nov 26, 2021 9:37 am

2dimes wrote:
The ram wrote:Ralf just wants to make people think he's British but I know he'll never be British.


Sounds legit... I feel like he is stuck living in England but would prefer to be something more middle eastern like Lebonese.


I live near a pretty big mosque so the local community is thankfully fairly halal and upstanding. Makes my occasional ventures into the city centre - with all its near-naked drunk fat chicks - a bit more tolerable.
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby bigtoughralf on Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:28 pm

Megan Marple, succubus of the disgraced Prince Harry, has finally reached a deal with the Daily Mail's publishers. They have decided the appropriate amount she should be compensated for publishing factual stories about her is 1 British Pound ($1.36 US) and she has grovellingly accepted:

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-59879079

What might she spend her earnings on? Maybe a nice chocolate bar?
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Re: Merkel is CANCELLED

Postby Serbia on Sun Jan 09, 2022 7:55 pm

I’ll take a gin and tonic please and thank you.
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