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Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 27, 2022 9:56 pm

take this quiz and post what age you'll die at

https://www.blueprintincome.com/tools/l ... ll-i-live/

I GOT 90 =D> =D> =D>
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby mookiemcgee on Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:02 pm

saxitoxin wrote:take this quiz and post what age you'll die at

https://www.blueprintincome.com/tools/l ... ll-i-live/

I GOT 90 =D> =D> =D>


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Re: when u gonna die

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:04 pm

Here's a trick to live longer without having to exercise more, drink or eat less, or stop smoking.

So, if I enter the same variables but change my sex to female my life expectancy increases to 94.

So my plan is, at age 89, I'll begin self-identifying as female so I can live an extra four years.

SCIENCE!!!
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby bigtoughralf on Fri Jan 28, 2022 4:24 am

I got 85, and it said if i just start thinking my health is 'excellent' then that would go up to 89. I'm just going to start thinking I'll live till I'm 100 and nature will take care of the rest.
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jan 28, 2022 4:36 am

bigtoughralf wrote:I got 85, and it said if i just start thinking my health is 'excellent' then that would go up to 89. I'm just going to start thinking I'll live till I'm 100 and nature will take care of the rest.


I rated myself Very Good since I easily defeated COVID but didn't rate myself Excellent.
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby bigtoughralf on Fri Jan 28, 2022 5:35 am

I said 'good' because I believe it is always possible to improve oneself. I'm fairly robust so wasn't that impressed when my body decimated Covid, no more impressed than I am when it digests my breakfast.
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jan 28, 2022 9:35 am

bigtoughralf wrote:I'm fairly robust


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Re: when u gonna die

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jan 30, 2022 12:56 pm

Oof. 72.

Meh, whatever. That's a good time to go anyways.
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby jimboston on Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:36 pm

90 for me
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby The ram on Mon Jan 31, 2022 2:39 am

jimboston wrote:90 for me



I only got 71. Maybe being an incel has it's benefits eh Jimcel.

Or it could be that it perceived my weight of 227lbs to mean that I'm obese.
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby jimboston on Mon Jan 31, 2022 7:23 am

The ram wrote:
jimboston wrote:90 for me



I only got 71. Maybe being an incel has it's benefits eh Jimcel.

Or it could be that it perceived my weight of 227lbs to mean that I'm obese.


I weigh more than you and it still gave me a 90.

Shorty be short?
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jan 31, 2022 8:24 am

I ended up with 78.

After I did it, played around with some of the variables:
Increasing exercise to daily exercise didn't raise it.
Reducing my weight to my ideal weight only raised it to 80.
Getting remarried raised it to 81.
Retiring immediately raised it to 80.
Checking off "no" to "are you diabetic?" raised it to 84. That's a debatable one. Even though I'm officially diabetic, my blood sugar has been completely stable for 3 years now, ever since I went low-carb. Most people would say I'm no longer diabetic. I'm only a diabetic in the legal sense now, since the official position is that diabetes is incurable and a forever condition. People in the low-carb medical world say that's total bullshit, it's completely curable.

Doing all of the above raised it to 86, but I intend to exceed that.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jan 31, 2022 8:35 am

My mom lost significant weight from cancer and the radical treatments that removed it, the doctor said she was no longer diabetic. Might be a type two thing though.

She loved carbs yet kept the weight off. Everything in moderation. Plus she got an actual eight extra years, after they initially closed her up and sent her home to die.

She was a day shy of 67.

Wait, I better mention she didn't practice moderation with sugar. She would eat a couple of bags of Fuzzy Peaches while surfing the web and playing FarmVille. I don't even know how she did it. I don't think I have pounded back candy like that since I ate it out of a pillow case the first couple of weeks of November circa 1979. Remarkable really.
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby KoolBak on Mon Jan 31, 2022 9:02 am

This test is bogus. Gave me 84 :lol:

There is NFW that's happening. I feel very lucky to have made 58...
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby The ram on Mon Jan 31, 2022 9:04 am

jimboston wrote:
The ram wrote:
jimboston wrote:90 for me



I only got 71. Maybe being an incel has it's benefits eh Jimcel.

Or it could be that it perceived my weight of 227lbs to mean that I'm obese.


I weigh more than you and it still gave me a 90.

Shorty be short?


I'm actually only 217lbs and 185cm. I smoke though. You might as well start smoking 2 packs a day, surely you don't want another 38 years of abject failure with the opposite sex?
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby KoolBak on Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:13 am

Why TF are you mixing your measurement systems???
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby The ram on Mon Jan 31, 2022 11:56 am

98.5kg/6'1. Any better?

Anyway the real question here is WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO A FACELESS BOT FOR?????
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby KoolBak on Mon Jan 31, 2022 12:27 pm

*swats at annoying squeaking*

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Re: when u gonna die

Postby GaryDenton on Tue Feb 01, 2022 2:14 pm

It gives me an average life expectancy of 82. There is a more comprehensive one I took that made me start drawing Social Security instead of waiting till age 70, my original plan. I should not live as long as my peers.

Oops - wrong one. I will have to find the long one I took.
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Feb 01, 2022 2:30 pm

GaryDenton wrote:It gives me an average life expectancy of 82. There is a more comprehensive one I took that made me start drawing Social Security instead of waiting till age 70, my original plan. I should not live as long as my peers.

Oops - wrong one. I will have to find the long one I took.


Congratulations on being in the 80+ Club!
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Re: when u gonna die

Postby jimboston on Fri Feb 04, 2022 8:46 am

The ram wrote:
jimboston wrote:
The ram wrote:
jimboston wrote:90 for me



I only got 71. Maybe being an incel has it's benefits eh Jimcel.

Or it could be that it perceived my weight of 227lbs to mean that I'm obese.


I weigh more than you and it still gave me a 90.

Shorty be short?


I'm actually only 217lbs and 185cm. I smoke though. You might as well start smoking 2 packs a day, surely you don't want another 38 years of abject failure with the opposite sex?


Smoking is such a turn on to most women. :roll:
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