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What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby HitRed on Thu Dec 26, 2024 11:17 am

Trump needs their vote. 56,699 citizens.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Greenland
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Re: What should Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby Pack Rat on Thu Dec 26, 2024 11:23 am

Trump is selling America to billionaires.

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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Dec 26, 2024 7:17 pm

I did a quick calculation and, while 57K people may indeed live in Greenland, 45K of them are concentrated in the red zone.

So I say the red zone gets independence, and the U.S. government annexes the blue zone then buys the property and grants a small relocation allowance for the 12K people in the blue zone to move to the red zone. Then ownership of all the land in the blue zone is awarded to a private corporation to exploit with 104,001 shares, of which 57,000 are given to the Greenlanders (1 share per person), and 57,001 are owned by the U.S. Government.

If the future mineral wealth of the blue zone is worth just $50 B (which is probably conservative), then every Greenlander's share would be worth $877,000. By comparison, the average annual personal gross income of 18+ Greenlanders is only $39,000.

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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby HitRed on Thu Dec 26, 2024 7:37 pm

A few weeks after we ink the deal someone will yell, “Eureka, there’s gold in them glaciers!”
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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby Pack Rat on Thu Dec 26, 2024 8:26 pm

Empire building!

First - Greenland - good luck with that.

Second - Panama Canal - Colonialism, can you hear the war cry? Yankees go home!

Third - Canada - who is dreaming this shit?

Fourth - Invading Mexico!

https://www.axios.com/2024/12/24/trump- ... nama-canal

Russia tried it, so why not Amerikkka! What can possibly go wrong?

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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby HitRed on Thu Dec 26, 2024 10:10 pm

I only want the NFL to expand into Mexico City peaceful on Sunday and Monday nights.
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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Dec 27, 2024 9:44 pm

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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jan 07, 2025 5:09 am

BREAKING!

Donald Trump, Jr. will arrive in Greenland tomorrow, it's been suddenly announced.

Separately, Trump Sr. just posted that he's been advised Greenlanders are MAGA and "Greenland will benefit tremendously if, and when, it becomes part of our nation."

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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby HitRed on Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:34 am

Maybe Eric (Trump) the Red should go too
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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby Pack Rat on Tue Jan 07, 2025 12:27 pm

saxitoxin wrote:BREAKING!

Donald Trump, Jr. will arrive in Greenland tomorrow, it's been suddenly announced.

Separately, Trump Sr. just posted that he's been advised Greenlanders are MAGA and "Greenland will benefit tremendously if, and when, it becomes part of our nation."

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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby Pack Rat on Tue Jan 07, 2025 12:29 pm


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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jan 07, 2025 12:46 pm

MORE WINNING!

Not only are we getting Greenland, the Panama Canal, and (maybe) Canada, today the President announced he would rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.



The president also clarified that Greenlandic and Panama Canal annexation by the United States are non-negotiable.

U.S. president-elect Donald Trump on Tuesday said he would not rule out the use of military force to seize control of the Panama Canal and Greenland, as he declared U.S. control of both to be vital to American national security.

Speaking to reporters less than two weeks before he takes office on Jan. 20 and as a delegation of aides and advisers that includes his son Donald Trump Jr. is in Greenland, Trump left open the use of the American military to secure both territories.

"I'm not going to commit to that," he said, when asked if he would rule out the use of the military. "It might be that you'll have to do something. The Panama Canal is vital to our country." He added, "We need Greenland for national security purposes."

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/trump-refu ... -1.7167303
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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby Maxleod on Tue Jan 07, 2025 1:18 pm

saxitoxin wrote:MORE WINNING!

Not only are we getting Greenland, the Panama Canal, and (maybe) Canada, today the President announced he would rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.



The president also clarified that Greenlandic and Panama Canal annexation by the United States are non-negotiable.

U.S. president-elect Donald Trump on Tuesday said he would not rule out the use of military force to seize control of the Panama Canal and Greenland, as he declared U.S. control of both to be vital to American national security.

Speaking to reporters less than two weeks before he takes office on Jan. 20 and as a delegation of aides and advisers that includes his son Donald Trump Jr. is in Greenland, Trump left open the use of the American military to secure both territories.

"I'm not going to commit to that," he said, when asked if he would rule out the use of the military. "It might be that you'll have to do something. The Panama Canal is vital to our country." He added, "We need Greenland for national security purposes."

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/trump-refu ... -1.7167303


The Don also once promised "Fire and Fury" should North Korea ever get nukes. Still waiting for the fireworks :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jan 07, 2025 6:59 pm

Maxleod wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:MORE WINNING!

Not only are we getting Greenland, the Panama Canal, and (maybe) Canada, today the President announced he would rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.



The president also clarified that Greenlandic and Panama Canal annexation by the United States are non-negotiable.

U.S. president-elect Donald Trump on Tuesday said he would not rule out the use of military force to seize control of the Panama Canal and Greenland, as he declared U.S. control of both to be vital to American national security.

Speaking to reporters less than two weeks before he takes office on Jan. 20 and as a delegation of aides and advisers that includes his son Donald Trump Jr. is in Greenland, Trump left open the use of the American military to secure both territories.

"I'm not going to commit to that," he said, when asked if he would rule out the use of the military. "It might be that you'll have to do something. The Panama Canal is vital to our country." He added, "We need Greenland for national security purposes."

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/trump-refu ... -1.7167303


The Don also once promised "Fire and Fury" should North Korea ever get nukes. Still waiting for the fireworks :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


TECHNICALLY, he said 'fire and fury' if the DPRK threatened the U.S. The DPRK first acquired a nuke during the George W. Bush presidency.
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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jan 07, 2025 7:03 pm

BREAKING

President Trump has committed to no use of military force in the reunification of British North America. All methods of coercive incentive against the Anti-Reunification regime in Ottawa will be used except force.

Instead, Trump said he intended to use “economic force” against the neighbor to the north.

“Because Canada and the United States, that would really be something. You get rid of that artificially drawn line, and you take a look at what that looks like, and it would also be much better for national security,” Trump said.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administra ... ce-canada/


Q: Is it time to reexamine the Philippines declaration of independence?
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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby HitRed on Tue Jan 07, 2025 7:19 pm

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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jan 07, 2025 7:43 pm

Did the U.S. ever formally surrender the Shanghai Concession?

Make Asia American Again
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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jan 07, 2025 9:04 pm

You gotta run it through Google Translate but this is a great article in the Nuuk newspaper about today's Trump trip to Greenland.

https://www.sermitsiaq.ag/samfund/varm- ... jr/2179858

The local Greenlanders are like the ugly virgin who just got bukkaked by the entire starting lineup of the state champion football team. Even the ones who oppose annexation are thrilled at the attention they're getting.

Inuuteq Aronsen also has difficulty dealing with what is happening between Greenland, the USA and Denmark at present. But he went to the airport to welcome Donald Trump Jr. to Greenland. "It is exciting to have visitors from America. But I have a hard time dealing with it, since I'm not really watching what's going on."


Also, this is a great quote from Trump yesterday:

    "People don’t even know if Denmark has any legal right to it, but if they do, they should give it up, because we need it."
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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby HitRed on Tue Jan 07, 2025 10:28 pm

Let the people of Greenland vote.
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Re: What would Trump offer each Greenlander?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jan 07, 2025 10:34 pm

The Wall Street Journal is reporting it would take a unanimous vote of the Canadian Senate to dissolve Canada.

Amending the Canadian constitution to dissolve the country and join the U.S. would require unanimous approval from Canada’s Senate, House of Commons and provincial legislatures.

https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/tru ... l-b1cbe478

If true, that is not a Reunification-Friendly statute.
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