Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:25 am
willedtowin1 wrote:LMAO.....
He lasted for less than 12 hours at that.
and he is almost a Major again.......... ROFLMAO
After the new year
Conquer Club
Conquer Club, a free online multiplayer variation of a popular world domination board game.
http://rzmhprwww.conquerclub.com/forum/
OSA Forum Funnys :)
http://rzmhprwww.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=237484
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Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:46 pm
nice jokes will , you really do have a lot of time on your hands. 
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Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:39 pm
You should add some Regan - this is my favorite forum link on CC 
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:00 pm
Apparently 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedo. Luckily not me. I live next door to two stunning 12 year olds
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:28 pm
silversun6 wrote:Apparently 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedo. Luckily not me. I live next door to two stunning 12 year olds
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Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 5:29 pm
A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grand...ma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
Sure enough, Grand...ma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 5:43 pm
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."
They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 5:49 pm
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 quarts of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 quarts of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a jar of instant coffee, and a pack of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt at check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt at check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:32 am
funny auger
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:51 am
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:05 pm
Very nice to have new poster here in the funnies welcome Beko 
A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day." Bill relied, pleased. So he worked until his lunch break, when Joanna asked if he fancied a lunch. Instead of taking their usual lunch just outside, they went to a big beautiful bistro. " My apartment is just around the corner. Would you like to visit?" Joanna asked. "Sure, why not?" Bill replied. At her apartment, Bill sat down on the couch. Joanna said she'd be right back and stepped into the bedroom. Minutes later, she came back out followed by Bills family, friends, and co-workers. Bill just sat there... naked.
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A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day." Bill relied, pleased. So he worked until his lunch break, when Joanna asked if he fancied a lunch. Instead of taking their usual lunch just outside, they went to a big beautiful bistro. " My apartment is just around the corner. Would you like to visit?" Joanna asked. "Sure, why not?" Bill replied. At her apartment, Bill sat down on the couch. Joanna said she'd be right back and stepped into the bedroom. Minutes later, she came back out followed by Bills family, friends, and co-workers. Bill just sat there... naked.
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Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:16 pm
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:55 am
willedtowin1 wrote:
LOL Willie -is this your pic from the lost bet with Benga???
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:51 pm
Auger13 wrote:willedtowin1 wrote:
LOL Willie -is this your pic from the lost bet with Benga???
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:29 pm
cant remember if posted yet =/
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:46 am
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:58 am
Auger13 wrote:http://www.onestepahead.com
Thought this was pretty funny
by the way - you can contact them and ask maybe they want to sponsor us - we can all change our sings to their site and they will pay for few premiums each year. Im not joking !
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:28 pm
Beko%20the%20Great wrote:
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:03 pm
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:17 pm
FOR ALL YOU GUYS FROM THE USA I UNDERSTAND THEIR WAS A SPORTING EVENT OVER THE WEEKEND SO HERE IS A CLIP OF THE GREATEST SPORTING EVENT OF ALL TIME.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUrYH1pp-SE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUrYH1pp-SE
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:27 pm
and so i only thought it fair to show americas greatest sporting achievement
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IB59EhYiB0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IB59EhYiB0
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:18 pm
Sindaram, SassboT, saxibot, whamBot
Congressman wrote:I believe these players may be a multi player or multi players. I could be wrong, but they're all involved in the same 15 or so games with each other, with the same variations of names and avatars. I may be wrong, but it looks very suspicious to me and wanted to bring it to your attention.
I'm involved in Game #13970600 with Sindaram currently.
Their game history involves 15 two player games with the four same players. Some are premium users, so maybe they're not a multi player but a group of players.
I'd be willing to give them the benefit of the doubt, but what first alerted me was that Sindaram has a low rank, has played only 15 games, and has already won 7 of them (47%), which tells me that Sindaram has likely played quite a few games already, but under which account?
The games are:
13970611
13970156
13957951
13951846
13948642
13947900
13944988
13944978
13944867
13944776
13944627
13944415
13944332
13944233
13944154
13944069
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:55 pm
Benga just sent me a pic from his Holidays.........
Christmas Eve.........
Christmas Eve.........
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:56 pm
benga wrote:Sindaram, SassboT, saxibot, whamBotCongressman wrote:I believe these players may be a multi player or multi players. I could be wrong, but they're all involved in the same 15 or so games with each other, with the same variations of names and avatars. I may be wrong, but it looks very suspicious to me and wanted to bring it to your attention.
I'm involved in Game #13970600 with Sindaram currently.
Their game history involves 15 two player games with the four same players. Some are premium users, so maybe they're not a multi player but a group of players.
I'd be willing to give them the benefit of the doubt, but what first alerted me was that Sindaram has a low rank, has played only 15 games, and has already won 7 of them (47%), which tells me that Sindaram has likely played quite a few games already, but under which account?
The games are:
13970611
13970156
13957951
13951846
13948642
13947900
13944988
13944978
13944867
13944776
13944627
13944415
13944332
13944233
13944154
13944069
the funny thing is that almost got banned for laughing at him
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:48 pm
