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[jonesthecurl]

but did you catch the tortoise?

I sent my buttered-cat after it...

u bastard! u created a paradox and almost destroyed the universe, at least he didnt divide by zero

I heard that there was a case where a woman wanted her (dead) husband declared a saint, because whenever someone dropped a slice of toast in front of his picture, it landed butter-side up. There were enough witnesses for the requesite number of miracles (three I think), and the case went all the way to the Pope.
The Pope said "Tell them they're buttering the wrong side of the bread".

[a.sub]

but did you catch the tortoise?

I sent my buttered-cat after it...

u bastard! u created a paradox and almost destroyed the universe, at least he didnt divide by zero

I heard that there was a case where a woman wanted her (dead) husband declared a saint, because whenever someone dropped a slice of toast in front of his picture, it landed butter-side up. There were enough witnesses for the requesite number of miracles (three I think), and the case went all the way to the Pope.
The Pope said "Tell them they're buttering the wrong side of the bread".

LOL
ppl like that make me laugh

[KidWhisky]

4?

[a.sub]

4?

LOL

[viking97]

Tetris.

[KidWhisky]

thats not a 4