Conquer Club

Chuuuuck wrote:

HardAttack wrote:Trying my best here but still can not have a hit record of THOTA - BpB thread of 4906 hits.
Not much contribution or maybe subjects are not that interesting.

What are you talking about? We have approximately 20 more views than they do right now and we did that with only a small amount of disagreements and mainly just a tight matchup.

Except they've been thread locked since the start nearly.

This is a tight old affair. I don't see us having to drag the 2.1 map out though... famous last words. right put the mockers on things

it's like Dick Van Dyke just crawled out of my arsehole and started typing that shit for me.

Pedronicus wrote:it's like Dick Van Dyke just crawled out of my arsehole and started typing that shit for me.

JoshyBoy wrote:

Pedronicus wrote:it's like Dick Van Dyke just crawled out of my arsehole and started typing that shit for me.

Seconded!

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looking at the games - hasn't TOFU got this sealed? What did I miss?

nippersean wrote:looking at the games - hasn't TOFU got this sealed? What did I miss?

By my count, current score counting solid advantages is 20-19 in favor of TOFU, with Game 9043460 and Game 9043476 still up in the air.

dwilhelmi wrote:

nippersean wrote:looking at the games - hasn't TOFU got this sealed? What did I miss?

By my count, current score counting solid advantages is 20-19 in favor of TOFU, with Game 9043460 and Game 9043476 still up in the air.

Ya, nip, they're still being very stubborn in Stalingrad (hopefully our #21). Conquerman would be an added bonus

nippersean wrote:looking at the games - hasn't TOFU got this sealed? What did I miss?

The appointment with your optician?

Actually hard for any 3rd party to determine the outcome. Conquerman looks like a 50/50 and Stalingrad is in fog (so I'm not saying a thing!)

Looks like we might just let the vegetarian soy molesters squeeze out a win. Wouldn't seem fair not too. Think about if folks. A clan of pitiful vego freaks(apologies to freakns) who go fishing(then throw the fish back....), eat a fermented, compressed soy product(probably from gm soy grown on what used to be rainforest in the amazon), debate the relative GI of bean shoots and sprouts whilst their wane white pasty bloodless hands turn limp circles trying to make a telling point about fruitarian ethics. These boys need to get laid, loaded, and eat some real food, in that or reverse order. CC would be failing in its duty of care if we were allowed to win. Just think of the counselling bills, wrongful death lawsuits, endless blogs on vegan emo's for a sensitive tomorrow websites. Anaemic squares vs the burly pirates. We would be decried as bullies(from a safe distance) by the chattering forum trolls, and inane dribblers of pc word flatulence.

Thank you tofu for your stout opposition, and making this the biggest challenge so far.

ps nippersean might I suggest what your missing normally comes in a set of two relatively small football(rugby/american football shaped, not soccer shaped) shaped objects enclosed in a sack. Designed by nature to stay in that little sack, not to be removed and used as ear ring pendants or wall ornaments.

pps - legal disclaimer - any resemblance in the preamble to actual members of tofu, is entirely coincidental and nothing to do with the detailed character and physical assessments provided to me by disgruntled starving soy eaters wishing to jump aboard the PHAT mermaid.

My prediction of 22-19 is looking just out.

Chariot of Fire wrote:

nippersean wrote:looking at the games - hasn't TOFU got this sealed? What did I miss?

The appointment with your optician?

Actually hard for any 3rd party to determine the outcome. Conquerman looks like a 50/50 and Stalingrad is in fog (so I'm not saying a thing!)

Lol....

BoganGod wrote:Looks like we might just let the vegetarian soy molesters squeeze out a win. Wouldn't seem fair not too. Think about if folks. A clan of pitiful vego freaks(apologies to freakns) who go fishing(then throw the fish back....), eat a fermented, compressed soy product(probably from gm soy grown on what used to be rainforest in the amazon), debate the relative GI of bean shoots and sprouts whilst their wane white pasty bloodless hands turn limp circles trying to make a telling point about fruitarian ethics. These boys need to get laid, loaded, and eat some real food, in that or reverse order. CC would be failing in its duty of care if we were allowed to win. Just think of the counselling bills, wrongful death lawsuits, endless blogs on vegan emo's for a sensitive tomorrow websites. Anaemic squares vs the burly pirates. We would be decried as bullies(from a safe distance) by the chattering forum trolls, and inane dribblers of pc word flatulence.

Thank you tofu for your stout opposition, and making this the biggest challenge so far.

ps nippersean might I suggest what your missing normally comes in a set of two relatively small football(rugby/american football shaped, not soccer shaped) shaped objects enclosed in a sack. Designed by nature to stay in that little sack, not to be removed and used as ear ring pendants or wall ornaments.

pps - legal disclaimer - any resemblance in the preamble to actual members of tofu, is entirely coincidental and nothing to do with the detailed character and physical assessments provided to me by disgruntled starving soy eaters wishing to jump aboard the PHAT mermaid.

I wouldn't concede just yet. As I am sure you know, you all have gotten 4-5 turns worth of good dice in both of the crucial games (not blaming dice here so no one read it that way). They look pretty even again and possibly going your way.

You guys wanna hurry it up? We are losing valuable heckling time here!

If you children don't step it up and figure out whos who, we'll just have to stomp both your asses and be done with it.

dwilhelmi wrote:You guys wanna hurry it up? We are losing valuable heckling time here!

If you children don't step it up and figure out whos who, we'll just have to stomp both your asses and be done with it.

Maybe they're hoping your hot streak will cool off if they can prolong this a while.

Damn fine showing Mermaids! Hats off and kilts raised to ya!

(For Bogan use only)

Looks like the Mermaids just took the lead.

Dako wrote:

mkcummins wrote:what an unbelievable battle happening here. it would be nice to have a clear leader here so EMPIRE could continue preparing....but this is much more fun. I have a question, though: who in TOFU thought that throwing escalating games at the Brethren was a good idea?

Looking at TOFU home games.... 3 Esc, 18 NS. Cough cough.

lol...i misread the TOFU home games....

I am sweating bullets here. Seems like the two games in question still aren't really progressing!

Chuuuuck made a video about it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOnKCcjP8Qs

Game 8958567 falls to the oddities

2 games to go (Conquerman and Stalingrad) and STILL too early to call a winner...gonna be a big party for one of our clans when those games finally come off the knife-edge.

As asked by mods...

Just wanted to make it clear here that CoF is out of town on vacation and isn't taking his own turns for a couple of weeks. We were instructed that it is no big deal if we take his turns without letting them wind down in time since it is acknowledged that he won't be taking his own turn by the end of the day anyway.

Chuuuuck wrote:As asked by mods...

Just wanted to make it clear here that CoF is out of town on vacation and isn't taking his own turns for a couple of weeks. We were instructed that it is no big deal if we take his turns without letting them wind down in time since it is acknowledged that he won't be taking his own turn by the end of the day anyway.

It's awful that it has come to having to make posts like this.