Conquer Club

Anyone have some?

"Laws are for ordinary people - governors are not ordinary people."

Edwin Edwards, my favorite modern day politician. Above quote given after he and friends were apprehended on an out of season hunting trip with 78 ducks and a seagull. He was reelected a few months later, served another term, sat out for a few years then went back and got elected again. At this time i think he's still in jail.


Honibaz

In vino veritas

"I think that an important thing to remember about the Internet, is that the smart people get smarter, while the stupid people get stupider."

"Do excuse me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a load of old bollocks?"

"With all due respect... man I hate it when people say that because it is inevitably followed by a disrespectful remark. Here let me give you an example: With all due respect detective, this matter falls under whatever jurisdiction I fuckin' say it does."
anyone know this quote?

"The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." - Ronald Reagan

Bodges?! We don need no stinking bodges!


Honibaz

You say that you want respect, well honey for what?
Name that person this was quoted from!

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

pimpdave wrote:"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

- Venkman, Ghostbusters

Straight from my Facebook:

"Philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world in various ways; the point is to change it." -Karl Marx

"I can think. I can wait. I can fast." -Siddhartha

"I'd rather betray the world than have it betray me."

"Liberty is precious-so precious it needs to be rationed." -Lenin

"Beware the leader who bangs the drum of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervour. For patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and patriotism, will offer up all of their rights to the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Julius Caesar."

"Internet is a place where men are men, women are also men and children are the FBI."

"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put." ~Attributed to Winston Churchill, rejecting the rule against ending a sentence with a preposition.

b.k. barunt wrote:"Laws are for ordinary people - governors are not ordinary people."

Edwin Edwards, my favorite modern day politician. Above quote given after he and friends were apprehended on an out of season hunting trip with 78 ducks and a seagull. He was reelected a few months later, served another term, sat out for a few years then went back and got elected again. At this time i think he's still in jail.


Honibaz

Given, I believe that the choice was between David Duke and Edwin Edwards.....
well, it is Louisiana. I mean, nice place to visit, but the politics...

It will be a great day when schools get all the money they need and the military has to have bakesales to buy a tank.


{not truly my sentiment, but I still love the quote}.

“We don't have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much”

and

“Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.”


Both Ronald Reagan quotes

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”

Oscar Wilde

"Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?" "No", I answered, "But I served in a company of heroes"

Sergeant Myron Ranney

Rub some dirt in it and Cowboy up.
-My karate class

Remember no matter where you go, there you are.

Buckaroo Banzai


Honibaz

Bluebottle: What are you doing in there, Eccles?
Eccles: Everybody's gotta be somewhere!

THIS:

b.k. barunt wrote:Remember no matter where you go, there you are.

Buckaroo Banzai

Something I often say to friends when they're making no sense:

"Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named 'John'?"

President Wildmark



BEST MOVIE

clapper011 wrote:"With all due respect... man I hate it when people say that because it is inevitably followed by a disrespectful remark. Here let me give you an example: With all due respect detective, this matter falls under whatever jurisdiction I fuckin' say it does."
anyone know this quote?

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

"Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri.
Et Fili.
Spiritus Sancti."

"It could be worse, it could be raining." [At which point a downpour commences] --- Igor in Young Frankenstein


--Andy

"Accepting a higher power is easier than admitting insignificance."