Piers Morgan: No Show

[Phatscotty]

Piers Morgan finally got the big interview!!!

Everybody make sure to tune your TV dials into CNN Friday night at 9 pm EST!!!

Let's get the Piers Morgan show it's highest ratings ever!!!

[koontz1973]

And who is the big interview with?

[Phatscotty]

And who is the big interview with?

[Frigidus]

And who is the big interview with?

I legitimately haven't thought about Beck in...wow, it must be over a year.

[Lootifer]

So some idiot talk show host is interviewing another idiot talk show host?

[Phatscotty]

Wow, Piers Morgan chickened out!

[Phatscotty]

So some idiot talk show host is interviewing another idiot talk show host?

Piers Morgan would eat you for breakfast, Glenn Beck would crap you out and not even wipe.

[Ray Rider]

Does anyone actually pay attention to Piers? Seriously, isn't he one of those responsible for dragging down CNN's ratings? I don't think it's worth it for Beck to give him the time of day (and I'm not a big fan of Beck either).

[mrswdk]

I figure, why not just wipe out the entire human race by arming monkeys - sorry, sorry, simian-Americans - and that way, we can make everyone happy, the baby-haters and the monkey-lovers, you know?

[oVo]

I don't follow either one of them. Talking heads, professional opinion givers and political pundits are a generally a bore. Particularly the media trolls making big bucks for stirring the trumped up controversy pot by preaching to their choir and boost ratings.

[fadedpsychosis]

piers morgan... wasn't he the guy in green who died in like... 3 seconds on screen in flash gordon?

[BigBallinStalin]

So some idiot talk show host is interviewing another idiot talk show host?
Glenn Beck would crap you out and not even wipe.

I wouldn't be surprised if Glenn Beck didn't wipe at all. Maybe that's what aids his furious performance.

[Lootifer]

@ PS: Rest assured mate I have equal amounts of scorn and loathing for progressive/liberal talking heads...

(hell, I dont even know, nor care about, Morgans political positioning...)

Piers Morgan would eat you for breakfast, Glenn Beck would crap you out and not even wipe.

Yes they would all beat me in a live debate. But that's not my point. This thread is full of scintillating stories...

[Phatscotty]

I know bloke. I just don't think either of them are idiots. As much as I despise Morgan, I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what he's doing. And of course, Glenn Beck is a genius and prophet/savior.

Anyways, there was a huge ice storm in Texas on Friday. I know CNN had to go to Beck for the interview, and I'm guessing the storm prevented the interview from taking place. I can't find anything about it as CNN had a segment with pastor Warren last night, but I'm sure Glenn Beck views the storm as a sign from God that saved Piers Morgan from being destroyed.

[mrswdk]

You saying 'bloke' sounds about as natural as my maths teacher mother saying 'thug life'.

[Phatscotty]

You saying 'bloke' sounds about as natural as my maths teacher mother saying 'thug life'.

bugger off! Go have a dig why don't you? Always fixin to widen me out.

[mrswdk]

Now she's talking about 'chillaxing' in an embarrassing Jamaican accent and I'm starting to cry.

[mrswdk]

Rest assured that I have no desire to 'widen you out', btw.

[saxitoxin]

You saying 'bloke' sounds about as natural as my maths teacher mother saying 'thug life'.

that sentence conjures up memories of Eurovisions of years past and 60 year-old Daz Sampson rapping about growing up on the mean streets of Islington

[2dimes]

~Phatscotty squeals out in his Tercel~

[Phatscotty]

Rest assured that I have no desire to 'widen you out', btw.

Bullocks!

It's been your sole purpose since you first stepped foot hither.

[Gillipig]

Pierce Morgan is a mancunt. Whatever that really means.

[Phatscotty]

Piers: no show on the reschedule as well

pretty good convo about Chris Christie and purist Libertarians