Conquer Club

We lost a lot of good men.

A day when even the Brits were thankful for the United States Army.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normandy_landings

2dimes wrote:We lost a lot of good men.

A day when even the Brits were thankful for the United States Army.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normandy_landings

... and vice-versa.

Even the french!! Of both! And canadians too!!

You're welcome.

Today 491 years ago was an important day in Swedish history. It signified Swedish independence from Denmark and the end to the Kalmar union, Gustav Vasa pronounced himself King of Sweden and the Danish King Kristian II lost one of his three kingdoms the 6th of June 1523. Since then there has been 11 wars between Sweden and Denmark, the last war was ended 200 years ago, in Januari 1814, that peace saw Denmark handing over Norway to Sweden, since then there has been no wars and quite frankly it's difficult to imagine how much we used to hate the Danish. If you asked my Great great great great grandfather what he thought of the Danish you'd probably hear a bunch of swearwords though.

A somewhat related follow up question, how much do you know of your ancestors and when and where they lived? The research that other branches of my family has done they were nice enough to send to us and the furthest I can go back to is 1687, I think it's my fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers mother, but don't quote me on that, lol. The branches I know the least about has details going back to the beginning of the 19th century. Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

Gillipig wrote:Today 491 years ago was an important day in Swedish history. It signified Swedish independence from Denmark and the end to the Kalmar union, Gustav Vasa pronounced himself King of Sweden and the Danish King Kristian II lost one of his three kingdoms the 6th of June 1523. Since then there has been 11 wars between Sweden and Denmark, the last war was ended 200 years ago, in Januari 1814, that peace saw Denmark handing over Norway to Sweden, since then there has been no wars and quite frankly it's difficult to imagine how much we used to hate the Danish. If you asked my Great great great great grandfather what he thought of the Danish you'd probably hear a bunch of swearwords though.

A somewhat related follow up question, how much do you know of your ancestors and when and where they lived? The research that other branches of my family has done they were nice enough to send to us and the furthest I can go back to is 1687, I think it's my fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers mother, but don't quote me on that, lol. The branches I know the least about has details going back to the beginning of the 19th century. Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

Only your Mother knows who your real Father is and that could blow your whole family tree down.

kuthoer wrote:

Gillipig wrote:Today 491 years ago was an important day in Swedish history. It signified Swedish independence from Denmark and the end to the Kalmar union, Gustav Vasa pronounced himself King of Sweden and the Danish King Kristian II lost one of his three kingdoms the 6th of June 1523. Since then there has been 11 wars between Sweden and Denmark, the last war was ended 200 years ago, in Januari 1814, that peace saw Denmark handing over Norway to Sweden, since then there has been no wars and quite frankly it's difficult to imagine how much we used to hate the Danish. If you asked my Great great great great grandfather what he thought of the Danish you'd probably hear a bunch of swearwords though.

A somewhat related follow up question, how much do you know of your ancestors and when and where they lived? The research that other branches of my family has done they were nice enough to send to us and the furthest I can go back to is 1687, I think it's my fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers mother, but don't quote me on that, lol. The branches I know the least about has details going back to the beginning of the 19th century. Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

Only your Mother knows who your real Father is and that could blow your whole family tree down.

pretty sure a simple dna test blows down your own story bro.

betiko wrote:

kuthoer wrote:

Gillipig wrote:Today 491 years ago was an important day in Swedish history. It signified Swedish independence from Denmark and the end to the Kalmar union, Gustav Vasa pronounced himself King of Sweden and the Danish King Kristian II lost one of his three kingdoms the 6th of June 1523. Since then there has been 11 wars between Sweden and Denmark, the last war was ended 200 years ago, in Januari 1814, that peace saw Denmark handing over Norway to Sweden, since then there has been no wars and quite frankly it's difficult to imagine how much we used to hate the Danish. If you asked my Great great great great grandfather what he thought of the Danish you'd probably hear a bunch of swearwords though.

A somewhat related follow up question, how much do you know of your ancestors and when and where they lived? The research that other branches of my family has done they were nice enough to send to us and the furthest I can go back to is 1687, I think it's my fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers mother, but don't quote me on that, lol. The branches I know the least about has details going back to the beginning of the 19th century. Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

Only your Mother knows who your real Father is and that could blow your whole family tree down.

pretty sure a simple dna test blows down your own story bro.

According to doctors at Toronto's Sick Children's Hospital (who routinely perform tens of thousands of DNA tests assessing relatives of their children for things like suitability for bone marrow transplants, etc.) one in four children have been given false information about who their father is.

One. In. Four.

25%.

We live in a society of sluts, my friends.

kuthoer wrote:

Gillipig wrote:Today 491 years ago was an important day in Swedish history. It signified Swedish independence from Denmark and the end to the Kalmar union, Gustav Vasa pronounced himself King of Sweden and the Danish King Kristian II lost one of his three kingdoms the 6th of June 1523. Since then there has been 11 wars between Sweden and Denmark, the last war was ended 200 years ago, in Januari 1814, that peace saw Denmark handing over Norway to Sweden, since then there has been no wars and quite frankly it's difficult to imagine how much we used to hate the Danish. If you asked my Great great great great grandfather what he thought of the Danish you'd probably hear a bunch of swearwords though.

A somewhat related follow up question, how much do you know of your ancestors and when and where they lived? The research that other branches of my family has done they were nice enough to send to us and the furthest I can go back to is 1687, I think it's my fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers mother, but don't quote me on that, lol. The branches I know the least about has details going back to the beginning of the 19th century. Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

Only your Mother knows who your real Father is and that could blow your whole family tree down.

The mother doesn't always know, if she has been passed around enough . I can be more sure that my father is my real father than you though, unless my mother has cheated on another man carrying the red haired gene, which is not impossible of course but statistically unlikely.

Dukasaur wrote:

betiko wrote:

kuthoer wrote:

Gillipig wrote:Today 491 years ago was an important day in Swedish history. It signified Swedish independence from Denmark and the end to the Kalmar union, Gustav Vasa pronounced himself King of Sweden and the Danish King Kristian II lost one of his three kingdoms the 6th of June 1523. Since then there has been 11 wars between Sweden and Denmark, the last war was ended 200 years ago, in Januari 1814, that peace saw Denmark handing over Norway to Sweden, since then there has been no wars and quite frankly it's difficult to imagine how much we used to hate the Danish. If you asked my Great great great great grandfather what he thought of the Danish you'd probably hear a bunch of swearwords though.

A somewhat related follow up question, how much do you know of your ancestors and when and where they lived? The research that other branches of my family has done they were nice enough to send to us and the furthest I can go back to is 1687, I think it's my fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers mother, but don't quote me on that, lol. The branches I know the least about has details going back to the beginning of the 19th century. Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

Only your Mother knows who your real Father is and that could blow your whole family tree down.

pretty sure a simple dna test blows down your own story bro.

According to doctors at Toronto's Sick Children's Hospital (who routinely perform tens of thousands of DNA tests assessing relatives of their children for things like suitability for bone marrow transplants, etc.) one in four children have been given false information about who their father is.

One. In. Four.

25%.

We live in a society of sluts, my friends.

That sounds interesting, why no link though?

Gillipig wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

betiko wrote:

kuthoer wrote:

Gillipig wrote:Today 491 years ago was an important day in Swedish history. It signified Swedish independence from Denmark and the end to the Kalmar union, Gustav Vasa pronounced himself King of Sweden and the Danish King Kristian II lost one of his three kingdoms the 6th of June 1523. Since then there has been 11 wars between Sweden and Denmark, the last war was ended 200 years ago, in Januari 1814, that peace saw Denmark handing over Norway to Sweden, since then there has been no wars and quite frankly it's difficult to imagine how much we used to hate the Danish. If you asked my Great great great great grandfather what he thought of the Danish you'd probably hear a bunch of swearwords though.

A somewhat related follow up question, how much do you know of your ancestors and when and where they lived? The research that other branches of my family has done they were nice enough to send to us and the furthest I can go back to is 1687, I think it's my fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers mother, but don't quote me on that, lol. The branches I know the least about has details going back to the beginning of the 19th century. Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

Only your Mother knows who your real Father is and that could blow your whole family tree down.

pretty sure a simple dna test blows down your own story bro.

According to doctors at Toronto's Sick Children's Hospital (who routinely perform tens of thousands of DNA tests assessing relatives of their children for things like suitability for bone marrow transplants, etc.) one in four children have been given false information about who their father is.

One. In. Four.

25%.

We live in a society of sluts, my friends.

That sounds interesting, why no link though?

I'm not a researcher by trade. It's been at least a year since I read that article, and hunting it down in the archives of whatever publication I read it in is far more work than I'm willing to devote to a casual conversation.

Gillipig wrote: Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

They were probably forced to go up to Minnesota with the rest of the Scandinavians and you're cousins with Phatscotty.

Dukasaur wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

betiko wrote:

kuthoer wrote:

Gillipig wrote:Today 491 years ago was an important day in Swedish history. It signified Swedish independence from Denmark and the end to the Kalmar union, Gustav Vasa pronounced himself King of Sweden and the Danish King Kristian II lost one of his three kingdoms the 6th of June 1523. Since then there has been 11 wars between Sweden and Denmark, the last war was ended 200 years ago, in Januari 1814, that peace saw Denmark handing over Norway to Sweden, since then there has been no wars and quite frankly it's difficult to imagine how much we used to hate the Danish. If you asked my Great great great great grandfather what he thought of the Danish you'd probably hear a bunch of swearwords though.

A somewhat related follow up question, how much do you know of your ancestors and when and where they lived? The research that other branches of my family has done they were nice enough to send to us and the furthest I can go back to is 1687, I think it's my fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers mother, but don't quote me on that, lol. The branches I know the least about has details going back to the beginning of the 19th century. Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

Only your Mother knows who your real Father is and that could blow your whole family tree down.

pretty sure a simple dna test blows down your own story bro.

According to doctors at Toronto's Sick Children's Hospital (who routinely perform tens of thousands of DNA tests assessing relatives of their children for things like suitability for bone marrow transplants, etc.) one in four children have been given false information about who their father is.

One. In. Four.

25%.

We live in a society of sluts, my friends.

That sounds interesting, why no link though?

I'm not a researcher by trade. It's been at least a year since I read that article, and hunting it down in the archives of whatever publication I read it in is far more work than I'm willing to devote to a casual conversation.

I think I found it for you again, a very interesting read, according to the article, 10% of all children have a different father than they think, women are cheating more than at least I could've imagined, guess there's only one thing a redhead like me can do, marry another redhead, if the kid doesn't have red hair it can't be mine. There's no way around that lol. Unless of course she's managed to cheat on me with another redhead, but I'll take those odds anyday. The rest of you brownheads though, you're fucked!!
http://www.australianpaternityfraud.org ... Secret.htm
Kuthoer was more right than he probably knew, it's not just possible that my tree of ancestors contains errors, it's highly likely that it does. Although, there being some redheads in the family tree makes it harder for the women to get impregnated by someone else without getting caught.

betiko wrote:

kuthoer wrote:

Gillipig wrote:Today 491 years ago was an important day in Swedish history. It signified Swedish independence from Denmark and the end to the Kalmar union, Gustav Vasa pronounced himself King of Sweden and the Danish King Kristian II lost one of his three kingdoms the 6th of June 1523. Since then there has been 11 wars between Sweden and Denmark, the last war was ended 200 years ago, in Januari 1814, that peace saw Denmark handing over Norway to Sweden, since then there has been no wars and quite frankly it's difficult to imagine how much we used to hate the Danish. If you asked my Great great great great grandfather what he thought of the Danish you'd probably hear a bunch of swearwords though.

A somewhat related follow up question, how much do you know of your ancestors and when and where they lived? The research that other branches of my family has done they were nice enough to send to us and the furthest I can go back to is 1687, I think it's my fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers mother, but don't quote me on that, lol. The branches I know the least about has details going back to the beginning of the 19th century. Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

Only your Mother knows who your real Father is and that could blow your whole family tree down.

pretty sure a simple dna test blows down your own story bro.

What?!?! You my bro? Damn got to talk to my Father.

Gillipig wrote:Today 491 years ago was an important day in Swedish history. It signified Swedish independence from Denmark and the end to the Kalmar union, Gustav Vasa pronounced himself King of Sweden and the Danish King Kristian II lost one of his three kingdoms the 6th of June 1523. Since then there has been 11 wars between Sweden and Denmark, the last war was ended 200 years ago, in Januari 1814, that peace saw Denmark handing over Norway to Sweden, since then there has been no wars and quite frankly it's difficult to imagine how much we used to hate the Danish. If you asked my Great great great great grandfather what he thought of the Danish you'd probably hear a bunch of swearwords though.

A somewhat related follow up question, how much do you know of your ancestors and when and where they lived? The research that other branches of my family has done they were nice enough to send to us and the furthest I can go back to is 1687, I think it's my fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers mother, but don't quote me on that, lol. The branches I know the least about has details going back to the beginning of the 19th century. Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

Thank god the pope sent missionaries to record all this as everyone knows no one in Sweden could read until Jorge Untervik in 1928.

notyou2 wrote:

Gillipig wrote:Today 491 years ago was an important day in Swedish history. It signified Swedish independence from Denmark and the end to the Kalmar union, Gustav Vasa pronounced himself King of Sweden and the Danish King Kristian II lost one of his three kingdoms the 6th of June 1523. Since then there has been 11 wars between Sweden and Denmark, the last war was ended 200 years ago, in Januari 1814, that peace saw Denmark handing over Norway to Sweden, since then there has been no wars and quite frankly it's difficult to imagine how much we used to hate the Danish. If you asked my Great great great great grandfather what he thought of the Danish you'd probably hear a bunch of swearwords though.

A somewhat related follow up question, how much do you know of your ancestors and when and where they lived? The research that other branches of my family has done they were nice enough to send to us and the furthest I can go back to is 1687, I think it's my fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers fathers fathers mothers mother, but don't quote me on that, lol. The branches I know the least about has details going back to the beginning of the 19th century. Everyone of my direct ancestors that I know of were born in Sweden and had very swedish sounding names, but my paternal granfathers paternal grandfathers brother back in the mid 19th century moved to Chicago and have living relatives named Johnson I think, lol. Granted it's not my ancestors, but they are distant relatives.

Thank god the pope sent missionaries to record all this as everyone knows no one in Sweden could read until Jorge Untervik in 1928.

How many could read in Canada during this time? You just need to name one person.

My grandfather

My Norwegian great grandfather could read and write in the 1800s. He lived in the US and Canada during the 1900s.

2dimes wrote:My Norwegian great grandfather could read and write in the 1800s. He lived in the US and Canada during the 1900s.

Yep, he got some education and moved out of Norway. My God your great grandpa was smart!

Dukasaur wrote:According to doctors at Toronto's Sick Children's Hospital (who routinely perform tens of thousands of DNA tests assessing relatives of their children for things like suitability for bone marrow transplants, etc.) one in four children have been given false information about who their father is.

One. In. Four.

25%.

We live in a society of sluts, my friends.

Speak for yourself. Here in the states we talk marriage very seriously and almost never have sexual relations out of wedlock.

Metsfanmax wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:According to doctors at Toronto's Sick Children's Hospital (who routinely perform tens of thousands of DNA tests assessing relatives of their children for things like suitability for bone marrow transplants, etc.) one in four children have been given false information about who their father is.

One. In. Four.

25%.

We live in a society of sluts, my friends.

Speak for yourself. Here in the states we talk marriage very seriously and almost never have sexual relations out of wedlock.

And Santa Claus brings presents to all the good little girls and boys, and vampires are afraid of crosses, and there is a vast difference between the Democrats and the Republicans.

Dukasaur wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:According to doctors at Toronto's Sick Children's Hospital (who routinely perform tens of thousands of DNA tests assessing relatives of their children for things like suitability for bone marrow transplants, etc.) one in four children have been given false information about who their father is.

One. In. Four.

25%.

We live in a society of sluts, my friends.

Speak for yourself. Here in the states we talk marriage very seriously and almost never have sexual relations out of wedlock.

And Santa Claus brings presents to all the good little girls and boys, and vampires are afraid of crosses, and there is a vast difference between the Democrats and the Republicans.

So basically, 25% of canadians are not told who their real father is. 10% in the rest of the world.

If we take duka, notyou, 2dimes and doomyoshi; which one has a surprise-surprise daddy?
The bets are opened!

notyou2 wrote:My grandfather

Either you, your father or your grandfather must've been quite a medical specimen if your grandfather lived in Canada during the 15th century.

Metsfanmax wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:According to doctors at Toronto's Sick Children's Hospital (who routinely perform tens of thousands of DNA tests assessing relatives of their children for things like suitability for bone marrow transplants, etc.) one in four children have been given false information about who their father is.

One. In. Four.

25%.

We live in a society of sluts, my friends.

Speak for yourself. Here in the states we talk marriage very seriously and almost never have sexual relations out of wedlock.

"Yo Mama"...

Ummm...errrr......did we get off track on this thread.....