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jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:58 pm

in honour of talk like a pirate day, I'll remind you of this...
http://www.thescriptco.com/arrr-riotous-rollicking-adventure-play-script/
...me hearties...

warmonger1981 · Post by **warmonger1981** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 7:51 am

Pirate
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.

Or.

Muzzleloader
1. The act of taking a large pinch of chewing tobacco and inserting into a partner's anus, and "packing" the chew into a partner's anal cavity.*

2. May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*

Or.

Cannonball
A sexual act in which a man places a testicle into the woman's vagina and she queefs it back out with force.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:35 am

seriously... #-o

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:41 am

warmonger 1981 you dense f*ck. that is all

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:04 am

Yeah...seriously....that was not good. Altho I lol'd at the "Pirate"....

daddy1gringo · Post by **daddy1gringo** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 1:31 pm

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrr. :oops:

tzor · Post by **tzor** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 2:04 pm

Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 2:15 pm

tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 4:48 pm

Arrr!

warmonger1981 · Post by **warmonger1981** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 8:34 pm

Khazalid your mothers vagina was dense so I gave her the Pirate. That is all.

KoolBak the first time I heard the Pirate I laughed. The other two are obviously disgusting.

Anyone for a Hot Karl??

Hot Carl/Karl
A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:09 pm

Ah the glories of the internet and the modern age! In what other era would it be so easy to learn about and probably watch a video of various disgusting acts?

-TG

subtleknifewield · Post by **subtleknifewield** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:42 am

Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Metsfanmax wrote:
tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:29 am

warmonger1981 wrote:Khazalid your mothers vagina was dense so I gave her the Pirate. That is all.

KoolBak the first time I heard the Pirate I laughed. The other two are obviously disgusting.

Anyone for a Hot Karl??

Hot Carl/Karl
A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:49 am

I couldn't find any Carl/Pirate jokes...but I did find this one. I had to share.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:23 am

subtleknifewield wrote:Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Metsfanmax wrote:
tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

subtleknifewield · Post by **subtleknifewield** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 8:03 pm

notyou2 wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Metsfanmax wrote:
tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

And they both go straight to yer guts!

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:08 pm

subtleknifewield wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Metsfanmax wrote:
tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

And they both go straight to yer guts!

Arrrr! Swab the poop deck, you scurvy dawg!

subtleknifewield · Post by **subtleknifewield** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 2:11 am

DaGip wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:Boy this escalated and degenerated quickly. Like a bunch of pirates on shore leave!

Metsfanmax wrote:
tzor wrote:Arrr, talk like a πrate? Like I be all three point one four matey?

I'm not comfortable with you rounding pi to the nearest hundredth.

But pi is all about being round you know...whoever heard of a an octagonal shaped pie?!

Cake arr square, pi arr round.

And they both go straight to yer guts!

Arrrr! Swab the poop deck, you scurvy dawg!

Arrr, swab it yerself, matey!

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