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My dick is like Jupiter
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:31 pm
by SnakeySnakey
Big.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:31 pm
by Hotdoggie
Thanks for that.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:31 pm
by RustyMonkey
Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:32 pm
by Hotdoggie
RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
Thats brilliant

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:32 pm
by Plutoman
RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
ROFL!
And I'm still thinking about how you complained about our threads >.>
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:33 pm
by soundout9
1, 2, 3
LOCK!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:36 pm
by RustyMonkey
I did? I don't remember this <_<.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:37 pm
by ParadiceCity9
My dick is like a Red Giant start infested with hot women.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:38 pm
by Plutoman
RustyMonkey wrote:I did? I don't remember this <_<.
Not you specifically, just quite a few CC'ers >.>
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:54 pm
by apey
I think your ass is alot like jupiter too......gassy
forgive my lame attempts at humor I am high
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:05 pm
by ParadiceCity9
apey wrote:I think your ass is alot like jupiter too......gassy
forgive my lame attempts at humor I am high
lol i thought that was funny
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:34 pm
by Frigidus
Wasn't his first post that AIM conversation? I want whatever it is he's on.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:55 pm
by Lucky Se7en
RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:56 pm
by C4
RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
Quote of the month!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:08 pm
by iamkoolerthanu
C4 wrote:RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
Quote of the month!

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:10 pm
by Jefreus
Has a giant red spot on it?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:11 pm
by hecter
Jefreus wrote:Has a giant red spot on it?
Another good one

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:15 pm
by Symmetry
Cold and lifeless?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:35 pm
by autoload
Big?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:56 pm
by wcaclimbing
RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:17 am
by Frigidus
Jefreus wrote:Has a giant red spot on it?
I swear...I thought that the hundred thousand miles comment wasn't funny and this one was just weird...then I realized he meant the planet, not the god.
I'm such a freaking nerd.
Edit: Nice first post
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:12 am
by DaGip
Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake.

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:16 am
by -ShadySoul-
DaGip wrote:Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake.

meh, let them sleep, i enjoyed it

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:17 am
by DaGip
Here is a poem I wrote for my freinds suggs and Norse (alas, Norse is no more, it saddens the soul):
My Weiner
When I am alone and in bed,
And I am quite yearning for porn,
I grab the knob o' me head,
And pump it 'til the rise o' the morn.
My weiner stands straight as a missile,
Looking for enemy ships.
I rub me oysters and whistle,
A tune to ascend me lips.
Me eyes they's crossed for Snapper,
Looking deep within me mind,
For images o' Wicked or Clapper,
Stroking me monkey so kind.
Then a strange feeling came 'fore me,
Me body all numb it did go.
The air was full o' bright colours to see,
And it was pleasing from head to toe!
Ah, a good wank job finally came to term!
Me mornin' mission complete!
What do I do with this handful o' sperm?
Hmmm...well, I hadn't yet anything to eat.
Cheers!
Author
DaGip
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... ly+stanzas
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:18 am
by DaGip
-ShadySoul- wrote:DaGip wrote:Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake.

meh, let them sleep, i enjoyed it

HaHa! You enjoy dick!
