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by Yvgni
Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:06 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Gunboat diplomacy
Replies: 11
Views: 1818

Gunboat diplomacy

Gunboat diplomacy is a methodology by which you declare your intentions by your actions.

The boardgame Diplomacy even has a variant called "Gunboat" because you don't have a "talking" diplomacy phase, you just move, and let your actions speak for what you'd say if you were "chatting" about an ...
by Yvgni
Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:32 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Can you protest ratings?
Replies: 12
Views: 977

Re: Can you protest ratings?

No
by Yvgni
Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:24 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: 4 Cards not making a match
Replies: 20
Views: 1797

Re: 4 Cards not making a match

If you have the right scripts installed, or if you recalculate each "deal" of the cards, or if you are playing on a hardcopy, this is not the case. :ugeek:
by Yvgni
Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:16 am
Forum: Archived Suggestions
Topic: Allow us to ignore mods
Replies: 14
Views: 995

Re: Allow us to ignore mods

I would have to use the form, with all its attached links and such. Not gonna happen.

oh dear, the angst, the despair. Having to conform, fall into line like another sheep on the conveyor belt. Yes, I see your point.

Mods shouldn't be able to be ignored, they're there for a reason.

Yvgni ...
by Yvgni
Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:07 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: 4 Cards not making a match
Replies: 20
Views: 1797

Re: 4 Cards not making a match

You may have noticed that each country has a color.

If you take the total number of countries that your *opponents* have, sort them into their respective colors, and calculate what percentage of blue,green,red that each has -- then if you multiply each one of those percents by the percent of blues ...
by Yvgni
Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:34 pm
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: RapeDemon Seriously offensive name
Replies: 39
Views: 3280

Re: RapeDemon Seriously offensive name

Lots of websites have perfectly reasonable restrictions on names you can pick. Just because we have people here with the emotional and intellectural maturity of 9-13 year olds is no reason to allow naming conventions which offend against the general public.

It would be nice think that the people ...
by Yvgni
Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:29 am
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: Zark - Conducting Secret Diplomacy(screenshot added) [noted]
Replies: 13
Views: 811

Re: Zark - Conducting Secret Diplomacy

Actually you don't need to install anything on a normal pc.

Just hit teh PrintScreen button.

Go and click: Start, Accessories, Paint.
this opens the paint program.

hit Control-V (or paste)

Do file, save as, and save the file as a .jpg file.

Now you have a .jpg of your screenshot that you ...
by Yvgni
Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:12 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: how to win in the classic map
Replies: 50
Views: 14191

Re: how to be a smurfette in the classic map

Either people here have the driest sense of humor I've ever encountered, or there is a disconnection from recognizing sarcasm and bitter irony in certain posts.
by Yvgni
Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:38 pm
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: Kidpat, cohorts [Blocked, Busted, Score Reset]
Replies: 123
Views: 14245

Re: Enough is enough! Kidpat is cheating; again[pending]

This is all so clear, was so clear from day 1. I honestly don't understand why there should be the slightest doubt that he is a blatant (and poor) cheater who should be busted forthwith.

And that's without having access to the administration of this site, which should be able to support this ...
by Yvgni
Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:32 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: The new rating system has some problems!
Replies: 5
Views: 345

Re: The new rating system has some problems!

Wow, it does, does it?

Sorry, pardon the sarcasm. One of the biggest problems is herein, but I haven't seen the thread on it yet:

# Ratings cannot be altered once the game is archived, but they can still be withdrawn.


So far, since I've left ratings for people mostly on the "3 is average ...
by Yvgni
Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:39 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: At least it's official now, 3 = average!
Replies: 166
Views: 11945

Re: At least it's official now, 3 = average!

For detlef, with humor:

In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

****
One ...
by Yvgni
Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:30 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Known abusers of the system
Replies: 160
Views: 8070

Re: Known abusers of the system

Owenshoot'ah was conjectured to burp:
(let's see how many get that.. that is a pop culture reference that is going to break down among generations.. ha..),

My, I haven't had a "****" in years, though I had a Prosecco recently that made me exclaim "Hey so this is what they did with all the ...
by Yvgni
Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:58 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: At least it's official now, 3 = average!
Replies: 166
Views: 11945

Re: Fair Ratings for everyone! change the rating system!

Detlef spawned these words in an explosion of spores:

The bad news is that this new system is basically useless for all the reasons people have given. For many of the same reasons that people handed out positive feedback for nothing more than not being an ass, they're going to give out 5s for the ...
by Yvgni
Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:32 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: role dice like slot machine
Replies: 15
Views: 863

Re: role dice like slot machine

Detlef inscribed with a fury of energy:
Seriously? This is what we've come to? I'm not a programmer, but I'm just going to guess that having the numbers spin on the screen doesn't actually help in this matter.


But ...BUT.... Don't you see? It goes to E-lev-en.
by Yvgni
Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:05 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Why do I always win 15 points and always lose 25 or more
Replies: 15
Views: 1000

Re: Why do I always win 15 points and always lose 25 or more

The points to be awarded is calculated as (loser's score / winner's score) * 20, up to a maximum of 100 points from each opponent.

--From the Instructions.

The more opponents you play in a game (that you win) the more points you get, since you get them from each opponent.

You seem to play 95 ...
by Yvgni
Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:45 am
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: soloman & risk master2000 [Blocked]
Replies: 167
Views: 8990

Re: soloman & risk master2000 [cleared, reevaluation pending]

Soloman was rumored to pen:
I am not being graded on spelling, proper grammar or punctuation so really in the end who cares if you understand what is being conveyed

Actually, whether you realize it or not, you are constantly being graded on your spelling, grammer, and punctuation. In real life ...
by Yvgni
Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:57 am
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: Kidpat, cohorts [Blocked, Busted, Score Reset]
Replies: 123
Views: 14245

Re: Enough is enough! Kidpat is cheating; again[pending]

Thanks for doing the research and finding these correlations. I feel much better now about my having posting in the other thread.
by Yvgni
Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:36 pm
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: And the Instructions are not Obvious...
Replies: 8
Views: 598

Re: And the Instructions are not Obvious...

He does claim to be the *devil's* advocate, so I think we can extend a consideration to his enthusiasm, and anyone who can do a good Igor impression is surely worth indulging periodically.


(the above is only the opinion of the writer and is therefore not valid in the continental united states ...
by Yvgni
Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:59 pm
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: KIDPAT // HEYDAY [blocked]
Replies: 3
Views: 897

KIDPAT // HEYDAY [blocked]

Accused:

⋅  KIDPAT
⋅  HEYDAY


The accused are suspected of:

[X]Being Multis
[X]Having a secret alliance


Game number(s):

⋅  2514013
⋅  2442239
⋅  2295132
⋅  1942957


Comments:
Etc. By examining the 25 games played ...
by Yvgni
Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:56 am
Forum: Closed C&A Reports
Topic: And the Instructions are not Obvious...
Replies: 8
Views: 598

And the Instructions are not Obvious...

Any form of collusion between opponents must be announced beforehand in the game chat, in English or in a language all players understand. Secret alliances can be hard to prove, but if you suspect one you should leave the players in question negative feedback. If the players have a history of ...
by Yvgni
Fri May 30, 2008 3:56 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: user named HermannGoering
Replies: 124
Views: 10835

Re: user named HermannGoering

Prior to 1977, the term StormTrooper in the USA and some other countries was a term of "shock and awe" still.

Post 1977, it became a fairly derisive term and someone you laugh at. I'll always admire George Lucas (and also Steven Spielberg) for the ways in which they have denigrated icons of WWII ...
by Yvgni
Wed May 28, 2008 2:08 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Is this Cheating?
Replies: 64
Views: 4939

how do you spell relief?

Rule 2: NO Secret Diplomacy

Any and every form of diplomatic talk between players should be open and posted in game chat in a language that all players in game understand. This includes (but is not limited to) Alliances, attack coordinations, truces etc.

I just started here, and already this ...
by Yvgni
Wed May 28, 2008 2:04 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: OMFG
Replies: 62
Views: 6305

Re: OMFG

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a Dog"

-woof-woof.

(the above is only the opinion of the writer and is therefore not valid in the continental united states unless accompanied by a notarized document in triplicate which absolves the writer from any responsibility whatsoever, not void where ...

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