Again my Loins are the punchline to a dismal season.

Personally, I don't have anything against your lower ribs, pelvis, or backside. I think the rest of the nation should stop ridiculing parts of your anatomy as well.

I have a particular fondness for Moody's "Loins", especially since I am ...

Okay, so baby has a new poem. This poem is silly and lame and doesn't necessarily rhyme all the way but hell, it's my thread dammit!

I like my baby nakey;
I like my baby clothed.
I promise never to forsake him;
I'll love him til he's old.

Okay, so feedback on how horrible my poem is is NOT ...

I'm in if you'll have me!!!

OMG, I DO NOT have rabies!!! I am a clean girl!!! You are FIRED! Ink, you're a bad boy now go to your room and think about what you did wrong!!!

Jones, don't give me rabies!!!! I like being disease-free! Arg!!!

Uhhhhhhm, shall we get this topic back on track?!?!? It's a thread in homage of me, myself and I!!! Soooo, that being said, here's a poem to me, by me, for me.

There once was a hotty named baby
Someone mistook her for a real lady.
She bit his head,
He screamed and said,
Baby is definitely no lady ...

dear babybug let's discuss literature
then go shop for furniture.


My rhymes be dope!


*sigh* be still my heart!! Dave obviously knows that the way to THIS woman's heart is through fantastic poetry and a trip to the furniture store!!! Alright, to qualitfy that statement, it needn't be a ...