From: The Esteemed Society of Cooks, Department of Tactical Culinary Improvement

Longarms71, Congratulations! After extensive observation of your… unique strategic style on Conquer Club, the Society of Cooks is pleased to inform you that you have been officially drafted into our elite training ...

SoN!c wrote: Sat Nov 22, 2025 5:17 pm

Agree, 100%... The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

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i see... Very astute observation... Wonderfully articulated argument as well... I eagerly await your formula and submission to the Scientific and Statistical Committees (SSC) to have this oversight adjusted. God speed, my child. God. Speed. The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

Congrats to Fruitcake for reaching out beyond the walls of CC to congratulate me on my latest forum transgression!!

You'll never change 😂 and thank goodness for that old chap! I think I best point out that Brains Faggots sponsored the Welsh Rugby team for many years!

Congrats, Fruitcake!!! Miss ...

WILLIAMS5232 wrote: Mon Nov 17, 2025 7:52 pm would the medals be a security issue?

you can download the Bon Qui Qui security features on the mChat page!


the black jesus has solved your problem!!! The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

TeeGee wrote:3305

so, we just come in here and post random numbers? ok, cool!

8620

the black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

Serbia wrote:Definitely lagging. This reply is taking forever to actually post.

Well, with what CC spends on the coding team, what do you expect?


The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

Serbia wrote:THIS GOT AWKWARD QUICK

That's what Bullet_'s mom said when he walked in on us. RESPECT THE SOCK!! And let's get a final design mockup here, so we can put it into the CC shop! The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

Mewfasa has been BUSTED a host of others.
Question... Do they get a cool parting gift, like a t-shirt? You know, something like, "I played CC and all I got was this lousy T-shirt," on the front... And on the back, " BUSTED ." That could be cool...

The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

P.s ...

Congrats to Chanakam for mixing it up in Global Chat!! The added side note of spamming TeeGee's wall, makes it that much more impressive!!
Today is November 11. The first person who write funny story with 11 sentences on TeeGees wall will get 1 month premium from me

Congrats!! The black jesus is ...

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Salient point... *slow clapping* Salient... Point... *slow clapping*

The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

Razorvich wrote:Congratz to myself for using a hammer at work today

Congrats to Raz!!!! However, I personally would have gone with this one!!


The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

P.s.-You are welcome Jbrettlip

2dimes wrote:

JeffreyKey wrote:Oh, I have same thought as you

Is it about monkeys?

Just... Wow...

The Black Jesus is not surprised... the Black Jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

Norst1953 wrote:Please stop sending me Trench game invites. I'm not into it.

The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

concrete shoes wrote:i went to start a feudal war game but that map wasnt an option in the start game tab.... any reason for this bs

is still there but at the top of the list due to being an event map this month. the black jesus has solved this. LOCK IT DOWN! the black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

Congrats to me!!!

Error: You cannot join game 24192628 because you are MSpitts24's foe.

I had no idea!! The things we learn on CC!!! the black jesus is both amused and confused...
the black jesus has spoken..-Jesus noir

Congrats to Bullet_ for going big this halloween!! Didn't know the "thong man" had it in him to rock J-Lo's green dress!!! You looked way better than Trey Parker!!! Congrats, Big Fella'!!!


The black jesus was amused...-Jesus noir

Where is MAYNARD?!!!!!!



Come on, not ONE Tool reference?!!! The black jesus is appalled!-Jesus noir

Yeah... I voiced my opinions in many ways when this was initially a cluster-fuck, so I will not go into all of it again.
ADDITIONALLY, with the G of T saying it would be in the forum and not in my inbox, I do not see why this would be an issue... Truthfully, I voted neither for nor against. Anything ...

Eat some cake, my brother!!!


The black jesus has spoken!-Jesus noir

Congrats to Razorvich and TeeGee for taking the leap and meeting IRL today!!! Congrats, my fellas, so happy for you!!! Further Congrats to TeeGee for accepting Razorvich's balls!! Were they SCHWEDDY?


The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

Davie.K wrote:CC passes with a Squatty Potty!!

I have one of those!!! Love it!!! Go CC!!! The black jesus approves!!!-Jesus noir

pekela wrote:Why is nobody talking about the 1 million user databreach of this site?
Everybodys email and password pairs are leaked

proof or it didn't happen. The black jesus is skeptical... The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir

Been seeing this dude all over the site lately. Global Chat, Live Chat, Forums, Games, on Walls, tournaments, etc... I think CC_Site_Lag should be given premium. What an addition to the site!! I can't recall anyone that has had more impact on the site in my entire time here. The black jesus has ...

Scarlet Lady wrote:Nope not resolved. The last 3 mornings it has been fine but it's really bad in the afternoons and evenings when all the yanks start playing

Be nice... They have to take a break at some point!!



The black jesus has spoken...-Jesus noir