king of the hill

apey · Post by **apey** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:27 am

I slaughtered your ass bryguy so now get off my hill and quit flirting with me by trying to kill me I know you want me :wink:

william18 · Post by **william18** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:53 pm

Yay open question, my hill.

militant · Post by **militant** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:14 pm

I throw a fork at your face and it lands in your eye, you then run around screeming. My hill

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:17 pm

*Sends in the walking eggplants to eat militant and any other hill occupants except for me*
NES's hill!
Feel the wrath of the eggplant men!

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:22 pm

I invite you over for dinner where I poison you, however your dinner plate gets mixed up with another guest's (militant) and you poisoned during the dessert corse. I promptly have you placed in coffins and buried twice the normal 6 feet under so that you can not be resurrected. I then forge your will giving me the hill (I'm getting pretty good at this forgery stuff by now) and hire security to patrol the premises, to ensure nobody can try to retake the hill. I now live somewhere unknown to you all, far away from the hill, so you can't just bomb it, and kill me.

militant · Post by **militant** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:37 pm

You underestimate zombies :roll:

i walk over to your hill and threaten your security guys with been bitten and turned into zombies, they all run away. I then reatke the hill and fit aa guns on the top ready for anyone to try and take it :twisted:

My Hill

Top Dog · Post by **Top Dog** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:46 pm

I hypnotize a jedi knight into believing I am good (when I'm actually evil) and he slaughters everyone with his lightsaber

MY HILL!

militant · Post by **militant** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:49 pm

I am undead, and cannot be killed with such weapons, i kill you and take back my hill

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:09 pm

hows it your hill when your 12 feet underground in a coffin? you should also know that I legally still hold the deed to the land...

my hill even though your on it.

Top Dog · Post by **Top Dog** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:46 pm

I throw a pebble and you fall over dead!

MY HILL

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:53 pm

Top Dog wrote:I throw a pebble and you fall over dead!

MY HILL

Top Dog is an idiot. I'm not on the hill, I'm in hiding until the fighting stops, at which point I'll come out of hiding with the deed to the land and reclaim MY property.

Still my hill. You can't do anything about it(except maybe bribe me, or beat me in a game, the later of which is impossible because I can only play 4 games at a time...)

Top Dog · Post by **Top Dog** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:03 pm

well smart tactic but I decide to nuke the whole earth so everyone dies and this forum stops!

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:04 pm

But you failed to kill me, because I was hiding on the international space station.

Still my Hill, and your dead so you can't do anything about it. This forum stops, I WIN!

Top Dog · Post by **Top Dog** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:05 pm

well, I guess I'll have to beat mr_adams in a game then

I will win of course

We actually are one point away from being the same rank (I am one short of private 1st class)

Top Dog · Post by **Top Dog** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:07 pm

actually a thousand pieces of metal flew into space and you sorta got decapatated and that is spelled wrong I know... and you can't win if there is no hill....

william18 · Post by **william18** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:29 pm

my hill.

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:56 pm

I'm inside the space station, which is protected by alloys strong enough to deflect small meteors, I'm sure a piece of metal that must have been propelled by REVIRBIRATIONS, is no threat.

Still my hill.

Edit: due to radiation on earth I move to another solar system and find a nice planet to which I send many plant seeds. I then go into relativistic speeds (read the Ender's war series to find this term) and return in 3000 years, only have been a few hundred hours for me. I then go to work developing an ecosystem using genes from Earthside animal genes. I have now located the largest mountain on my new planet, and claimed it as my own.

My hill

william18 · Post by **william18** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:23 pm

Walk up an kick you of. My hill.

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:27 pm

how did you get to my new planet?

apey · Post by **apey** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:40 pm

doesn't matter my hill

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:40 pm

I tie you up with chains and rape you until you cry. you give up the hill in your sadness.

My hill.

apey · Post by **apey** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:44 pm

I am in spamalot I get raped at least twice a day I get over it quickly then I hit in the face with a cast iron skillet for raping me SPAMALOTS HILL

Unit_2 · Post by **Unit_2** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:45 pm

I run up the hill and arrest you for rape.

My hill

apey · Post by **apey** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:47 pm

thanks for arresting him for rape but the statued of limitations is up on me (that you know of) Now back to my hill

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:31 pm

i go back in time and make sure that none of u ever get smarter than your shadow

my hill