If you are reading this thread, no doubt you are one of the sheeple who still trusts the American government and is looking for an easy target to mock. Or, you are one of the enlightened and hope to save the world from a thousand years of oil-induced tyranny and slavery run by the the biggest "idiots" in the world: lawyers and politicians.
But, I will have you know that you are BOTH wrong! Listen to me as I reveal the truth! We must act now if we are to save the world!
Look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strike_series.
What do you see? A typical isometric shooter from the mid to late 1990's? I think NOT! Allow me to show you the SINGLE bit of evidence that THEY do not want you to know about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLmmxy5xRi0
Did you see it! Its so clear now, how could we not have seen this before? Its been in the making since before 1994!
ELECTRONIC ARTS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11!
Its so obvious, the violence in videogames, it is corrupting our youth! EA is brainwashing them to slaughter their fellow man!
Now some of you might ask: "How would everyone involved keep quiet? Wouldn't we notice a giant super laser? Why blame the government?"
The first two are simple: everyone thinks it is a game! With years of being exposed to violence no one can differentiate between reality and a game any more. People see these things, assume they are just in their basement playing their favorite violent video game and forget it ever happened.
As for why EA would then show everyone that the buildings are in fact destroyed and then make it look like the government did it under the ruse of a terrorist attack: profit. The WTC housed a mall, TV and radio broadcasting, and offices where people spent days working and otherwise going about their business. With all of these things out of the way, video game sales would skyrocket!
OPEN YOUR EYES! WE MUST DESTROY EA BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!
I have found the truth!
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And I suppose you'll be telling me that I'm obsessed with bull testicles aswell. 
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This is amazing, finally a credible conspiracy theory.
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