NON-PREM. PEOPLE. HERE IS YOUR CHANCE.

Econ2000 · Post by **Econ2000** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:34 pm

Dear Mr. Lackattack,

First of all I would like to thank u for ur time. My company has gone bankrupt and I am a poor soul who you have turned into an addict.
I only have one simple request, give me a premium.

Thank You for Doing Business With Econ2000 Brokerage
Sincerily,
Econ2000

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:00 pm

credible or not, it's a chance to get creative, make use of common cliches, waste your time, improve your postcount and the postcount of the whole site.

Phobia · Post by **Phobia** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:10 pm

Dear Sir Lackattack

I am your biggest fan! can you sign this turtle autograph please? :wink:

Phobia - Your no1 fan

Bozo · Post by **Bozo** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:18 pm

Dear Your'e Holliness, Grand Puba, Chief, King and Sir LackAttack

May I have a ice cream cone, with premium membership on top?
Oh and sprinkles

-Bozo

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:31 pm

Dear Lack,

Me being the risk fanatic that i am, can't possibly survive on 4 games at a time. i've been on conquerclub since april, which (i think) is half, or more than half as long as the site has been up. Plus, i've refered many of my friends who've joined as well. My birthday is in a week (october 2nd) and it would be the greatest present i'd get, even better than the ipod i dont know im getting.

Lastly, i was the one who suggested the Auto Attack button which i believe is quite popular.

yours truly, dcowboys055

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:57 pm

quick question, will lack actually read these? lol

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:40 am

dcowboys055 wrote:quick question, will lack actually read these? lol

I had never thought anyone would ask that.

And I doubt it ;)

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:12 am

Probably for shits.. most of what lack awards premium based off of is what he sees and some feedback by others in some peoples behalf..

Why do I know this?

I asked him.. then recommended mach.

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:34 pm

mach.?

Herakilla · Post by **Herakilla** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:11 pm

machieavelli or something

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:17 pm

oh ok

Kegler · Post by **Kegler** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:37 pm

I debit payed for a membership on Friday,now it is Wednesday, Im broke and dont get paid until Friday. Wonder how long until my status is updated to premium?

hernando cortez · Post by **hernando cortez** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:38 pm

I have been here since the beginning. I was in game number 2 and won against lack himself. I have been on the front page of the leader board for practically all of this site's history. and i have no money

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:25 am

That's impressive, but read the sentence again and see if you can find out why Lack might not want to give you premium ;p

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:14 am

well, ive been really good this year, and nice to everyone.....

If you could just give me the premium, Id be happy......

I love conquerclub, and would be grateful to be able to play it even more.....

so if you could find a way to give me the premium.....well.....Id be the happiest person on earth.

THANK YOU!

I think

Roger Dodger · Post by **Roger Dodger** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:24 am

i guess if you believe you will recieve..

congrates to all.
this is from the announcement page:

Our very generous Anonymous Benefactor has provided me another list of 5 recipients and the moolah to make them premium Mr. Green

They are:

dcowboys055
MeDeFe
hernando cortez
Machiavelli
Rebecca Gavin

Phobia · Post by **Phobia** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:27 am

oh... this was serious?! :lol:

Roger Dodger · Post by **Roger Dodger** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:42 am

i guess the benefactor has a name.. Mr. Green holy crap. we got a name.

just noticed that after i re-read the post that i cut & pasted.

Mr. Green you are def. cool

Phobia · Post by **Phobia** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:43 am

lol actually Mr.Green = :mrgreen:

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:43 am

Roger Dodger wrote:i guess if you believe you will recieve..

congrates to all.
this is from the announcement page:

Our very generous Anonymous Benefactor has provided me another list of 5 recipients and the moolah to make them premium Mr. Green

They are:

dcowboys055
MeDeFe
hernando cortez
Machiavelli
Rebecca Gavin

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kegler · Post by **Kegler** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:11 am

ahhh!!! a free membership and a $20 credit back to my account...that would be so fair.... Thankyou so much!!! I think.

Roger Dodger · Post by **Roger Dodger** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:04 am

you know, after the last 5 people won, everyone lost interested in the Dear Lacky posts.

I guess no one wants a free prem for their good behavior. or, maybe ya'll been very very bad and, are not worthy. :shock:

Say ot ain't so Joe???

can on the post to see if there were new ones and, alas i was quite disappointed.

i guess i'm gonna have to ask lacky to give me one.. ofcourse i already have one but, you never know, maybe it could cover my next membership fee. lol

i am so worthy it's unbelievable