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Girls, what's their deal?

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Seriously?


Anyone understand them?
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periods.
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Vaginas have a habit of fucking someone up.
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whitestazn88 wrote:periods.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
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What? Like ...... ?
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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Periods, or something, I'm not totally sure.
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Maybe it's the fact that they don't moan about getting their' legs waxed but being able to scream at a tiny spider is a bit......hmmm.......immature attention seeking behaviour....
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its all about that bloody gushy stuff
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What, are you starting a CC faction of G.R.O.S..S? Are we seven again?
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whitestazn88 wrote:its all about that bloody gushy stuff

argh just aaa really whites
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Oooh! In before male chauvinism stops.


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I never said it had to stop
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Snorri1234 wrote:Seriously?


Anyone understand them?



Fuc'k em, then leave them,
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The trouble is you just cant live without us!
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heavenly29 wrote:The trouble is you just cant live without us!


Our scientists are working on a solution to this as we speak.
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It probably has something to do with their lack of wangs.
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Frigidus wrote:It probably has something to do with their lack of wangs.


You're a keen one.
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Frigidus wrote:It probably has something to do with their lack of wangs.


i've heard that there is this legendary place called the g-spot which also has a lot to do with it
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heavenly29 wrote:The trouble is you just cant live without us!


Supply the truth..

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heavenly29 wrote:The trouble is you just cant live without us!
Wrong. We can't procreate without you. We can live just fine, thankyouverymuch.
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You just cant trust someone who bleeds for days but doesn't die. :-s
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mandalorian2298 wrote:You just cant trust someone who bleeds for days but doesn't die. :-s



I agree
This is why we have a moon orbiting our planet,

God put it there for us Men,(when we finally evolve), to shove Women on it, when we are not fuc'king them

Right??
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heavenly29 wrote:The trouble is you just cant live without us!


neither can you. :)
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Actually guys your missing the point, actually there is no point to men! The only use for you is reproduction but we can just freeze your sperm and get on with all that. Without women you would cause the end of mankind, without men the world would be a much happier place!

Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

- Your orgasms are real. Always.

- Your last name stays put.

- The garage is all yours.

- Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

- Chocolate is just another snack.

- You can be president.

- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

- Foreplay is optional.

- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

- The world is your urinal.

- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

- You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

- Same work... more pay.

- Wrinkles add character.

- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

- Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

- Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

- One mood, all the time.
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