Cook thinks, Colonel thinks

e_i_pi · Post by **e_i_pi** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:46 am

Ok, a new game called Cook thinks, Colonel thinks. Just a bit of humour, not to be taken as racism... er... cookism. State what a cook thinks, followed by what a colonel thinks. I'll start:

Cook thinks: "I'll suicide into that guy cos he just got a +2 bonus"
Colonel thinks: "I'll build up and let the cook break that guys bonus"

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:55 pm

Cook thinks: What does "cash" mean?
Colonel thinks: <insert incomprehensible techno-babble intermingled with some Alien>

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:00 pm

Cook thinks: It's worth it to try a 5 vs 3 roll
Colonel thinks: What was that moron thinking?

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:59 pm

cook thinks: Ill foe him cause he has bad strategy
colonol thinks: hes a low rank Ill foe him

edbeard · Post by **edbeard** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:05 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Cook thinks: It's worth it to try a 5 vs 3 roll
Colonel thinks: What was that moron thinking?

Cook Thinks: I'll blindly follow this advice.
Colonel Thinks: It really depends.

e_i_pi · Post by **e_i_pi** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:56 am

Cook thinks: "They're multis"
Colonel thinks "They're THOTA"

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:11 am

Cook thinks: "Heh heh, this game is kinda fun!"
Colonel thinks: "OMG that cook just took 50 points from me!"

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:19 am

Cook thinks: Asia is the best continent to have
Colonel thinks: Australia is the best continent to have.
CC Forum goes thinks: A woman's vagina is the best continent to have.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:24 am

Fircoal wrote:Cook thinks: Asia is the best continent to have
Colonel thinks: Australia is the best continent to have.
CC Forum goes thinks: A woman's vagina is the best continent to have.
Fircoal thinks: Pikachu! Pika pika!

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:26 am

Cook thinks: oooh, he just started a lot of games on that map. He must be practicing -and therefor not that good- on it.
Colonel thinks: :twisted:

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:28 am

CFC thinks: Hmm, it's a good idea to post my pw out to my group when some of them have a record of doing bad stuff
Colenel thinks: Why would I ever need a sitter?

e_i_pi · Post by **e_i_pi** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:29 am

Cook thinks: "Circvs Maximvs.. that looks interesting"
Colonel thinks: "*yawn* foe'd, don't even bother clicking the link"

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:47 pm

Cook thinks: ...
Colonel thinks: What the fuck happened here?

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:59 pm

Cook thinks: Where is that shipment of potatoes?
Colonel thinks: How did 500 bags of potatoes get shipped to Iraq on accident?

Pedronicus · Post by **Pedronicus** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:53 pm

Cook thinks. "it's over 2 days since i last took my turn, this game sucks"
Colonel thinks. "I'm definitely in too many games at the moment, I'll play these other ones tomorrow because it's late"

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:55 pm

Cook thinks: Hrm, i wonder what a Colonel wants for dinner.....maybe meatloaf
Colonel: man, I could really use some meatloaf right now....where is my god damn cook?

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:12 pm

Cook thinks: I used to be a colonel.
Colonel thinks: I used to be a cook.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:13 pm

This is a c thread.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:38 pm

Celtic Curl concurs.

gdeangel · Post by **gdeangel** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:30 pm

Cook thinks: Must get a card... I've got plenty of 3's on the map to try a couple 3-3 attacks.
Colonel thinks: Where did all your armies go buddy?

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:57 pm

pancakemix wrote:Cook thinks: Where is that shipment of potatoes?
Colonel thinks: How did 500 bags of potatoes get shipped to Iraq on accident?

Oh man that just made me laugh out loud.

lt.pie · Post by **lt.pie** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:29 am

cook thinks: if i play my games once a week that should be ok. colonel thinks: thanks for joining.

sensfan · Post by **sensfan** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:05 pm

Cook Thinks:I'm gonna lose

Colonel Thinks:I'm gonna win!

no offence to the cook level RIGHT BEHIND ME.

Fruitcake · Post by **Fruitcake** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:15 pm

Colonel thinks "Ahh another cook to farm"
Cook thinks "I'm a multi come and get me"

Cook thinks "I better go after yellow, even though he is on the same team I want America "
Colonel thinks "There's a good chap, carry on"

Cook thinks "I know how to play this game, I've played it at home"
Colonel thinks, "Of course you do"

And finally:

Cook thinks:...."*blank*"
Colonel thinks: "Do cooks think?"

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:58 pm

Cook thinks: Man, my rank sucks, I gotta enlist in wacicha's school and turn my CC life around.
Colonel thinks: If Wac helps him I'm so screwed.

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