Difference between Governments

[krusher]

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

[RustyMonkey]

liberalism: bad
GOP: good

[hecter]

This is the third of this topic... Here's the best of the three:
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=29915

[jonesthecurl]

Bushism:
You have two cows. You pretend they're 73 cows. The bankers go golfing. You invent 71 cows and make the taxpayer buy them.

[brooksieb]

Maoism: you have 2 cows, the state takes both and puts you in a workhouse.

[Snorri1234]

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AMERICANISM: You shoot anyone who trespasses your domain.



f*ck this shit. Krusher, you're an idiot.

[Juan_Bottom]

Sexism: Men are far superior at thinking and things that involve sweat.

[PLAYER57832]

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

Nope .. in unbridled capitalism, the strongest guy takes ALL the cows, hires a few friends to do some of the work, fence off the herd from the rest of the world (they are, after all only laxy bums)... and laughs as the rest starve.

IN socialist capitalism, you have a cow. You sell some milk to one neighbor and manure to another. You get back vegetables, cheese and eggs. You give some to the elderly, the sick, etc. When you grow old, you get some in return. And when the guy with the big stick comes along and tries to take your cow ... your neighbors all help you fight him off, as you would for them.

[pancakemix]

OBVIOUSISM: You have 2 cows.

[mpjh]

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

Nope .. in unbridled capitalism, the strongest guy takes ALL the cows, hires a few friends to do some of the work, fence off the herd from the rest of the world (they are, after all only laxy bums)... and laughs as the rest starve.

IN socialist capitalism, you have a cow. You sell some milk to one neighbor and manure to another. You get back vegetables, cheese and eggs. You give some to the elderly, the sick, etc. When you grow old, you get some in return. And when the guy with the big stick comes along and tries to take your cow ... your neighbors all help you fight him off, as you would for them.

yes

[muy_thaiguy]

STALINISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and tells you it's for the greater good in return. You voice against it and then are shot.

CCISM:You have 2 cows. You turn in a mixed set in escalating and end up with 100 cows. You lose 99 cows to 1 in Kamchatka. You get banned for complaining.

[Iliad]

STALINISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and tells you it's for the greater good in return. You voice against it and then are shot.

CCISM:You have 2 cows. You turn in a mixed set in escalating and end up with 100 cows. You lose 99 cows to 1 in Kamchatka. You get banned for complaining.

CCism: AFter you're banned you keep creating multi after multi. You take 2 cows of each other multi you have and you end up with a 100. The hunters catch up with you but you keep creating multis and you become a forum hero.

[jonesthecurl]

CCism: you have tow cwos. The grammar and spelling nazis mug you.

[mpjh]

Have you been dipping into the anti-serum again?

[Snorri1234]

Traditional Capitalism: Most people only have one cow. Bulls are too expensive.

[Juan_Bottom]

CC Capitalism:
You all paid for this site.

But you don't actually matter.

[Snorri1234]

Hey, I didn't pay!

[Ntetos]

Hinduism: You have two cows. You worship them.

[InkL0sed]

My thread was better

[muy_thaiguy]

My thread was better

Nu uh.

[brooksieb]

Colonialism: You steal 2 cows off of Africa

[Frigidus]

American Capitalism: A cow farmer has one hundred cows. He lends out those one hundred cows to those with none, but demands that on their return he receives two hundred cows. The one hundred cows are slaughtered for steak. Now nobody has any cows, and everyone's hungry. It's decided that everyone will give the farmer some of their land so that he might raise more cows. Nobody seems to notice that this guy's track record with cows is a poor one.

[Jenos Ridan]

American Capitalism: A cow farmer has one hundred cows. He lends out those one hundred cows to those with none, but demands that on their return he receives two hundred cows. The one hundred cows are slaughtered for steak. Now nobody has any cows, and everyone's hungry. It's decided that everyone will give the farmer some of their land so that he might raise more cows. Nobody seems to notice that this guy's track record with cows is a poor one.

The way things really are, or at least ought to be: The farmer finds the moron who chopped up his milk cows, which were on loan, for beef, which is not what they are bred for at all, and sues the ever-loving crap out of him. No one ever does business with that person ever again and so he goes bankrupt. The farmer either invests in cows again or changes his strategy to something else.

of course, this assumes someone with a fully functional mind, and no desire to remain in diapers