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the best of teh interwebs

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Nostalgia used to be so much fun: it might be good to have a compilation of your favouritely amusing internets.
Anyway this should help pass the few remaining hours until death, so:

old faves:
the stupidest faces patrick swayze makes in ghost
getting your dog pumped
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I'm surprised Backglass didn't use some of these when he was refuting the "9/11 was an inside job" threads...I can see it now:


IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!
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http://www.uncyclopedia.org is an excellent source of information. :D
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I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.
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jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.


Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.
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pimpdave wrote:
jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.


Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.


Yes there does seem to be a lot of them.

Actually i wonder, what does the scouter say about the number of porn sites, vegeta?
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Haggis_McMutton wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.


Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.


Yes there does seem to be a lot of them.

Actually i wonder, what does the scouter say about the number of porn sites, vegeta?

It's over 9 (hundred) thousand!!!!!
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hecter wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
jbrettlip wrote:I have a special place in my heart for all the "porn" themed you tube sites. Basically pick a tipic, put tube after it and wala.....free clips. Unless you are into screwing toothpaste tubes. Because tubetube.com probably doesn't work and jsut confuses the interwebs.


Sometimes it's the "you" part that spins off into pornographic tube surprises.


Yes there does seem to be a lot of them.

Actually i wonder, what does the scouter say about the number of porn sites, vegeta?

It's over 9 (hundred) thousand!!!!!



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it is spelt "ascertaining" although in the context I suspect it may intend "achieving".

There's also problems with "quanity", "excesse" and of course, "vigor".

ugh.
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The1exile wrote:it is spelt "ascertaining" although in the context I suspect it may intend "achieving".

There's also problems with "quanity", "excesse" and of course, "vigor".

ugh.


yes, i believe that is part of what makes it "teh interwebs"
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http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

Weirdest shit ever. Some chick working in a video-store writing about the porn-section.
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heavycola wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

benny lava


Probably the best corner of the internet.
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Snorri1234 wrote:http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

Weirdest shit ever. Some chick working in a video-store writing about the porn-section.


This is great reading.
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http://gorillavsbear.blogspot.com/

Decent blog about music. Tends to fall in line with my taste, so I read it pretty regularly. Sort of like what Pitchfork was before it became a household name (i.e. associated with Lollapalooza)

And then there's this:

http://www.ospenterprises.com/phone/index.php

I'm not sure why this is funny. It just is.
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heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs1.php

Weirdest shit ever. Some chick working in a video-store writing about the porn-section.


This is great reading.


It is, isn't it. It is equal parts disturbing, hilarious and intriguing.
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it consists of essence of wtflolness
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One guy called for weeks, trying to get us to special order a tape called Autofellatio. (It looks like cheating - on the box cover the guy is bracing himself against a pool table. Dammit, if you're going to fellate yourself, do it on pure strength and flexibility or don't do it at all.)
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