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Baby's thread

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In this thread, we write poetry dedicated to babybug.
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roses are red and violets are blue
No person can keep me away from you!
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Babybug?

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In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
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There was once a girl called babybug
but her boyfriend was quite the thug
then along came nag
he punched that fag
and gave baby a big old hug
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Maybe baby will be happy
Maybe, maybe not
But if she makes me love her madly
Sad she will be not
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BOO! I am monitoring this thread, so I better not see anything dirty on it!!!

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dear babybug let's discuss literature
then go shop for furniture.


My rhymes be dope!
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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pimpdave wrote:dear babybug let's discuss literature
then go shop for furniture.


My rhymes be dope!



*sigh* be still my heart!! Dave obviously knows that the way to THIS woman's heart is through fantastic poetry and a trip to the furniture store!!! Alright, to qualitfy that statement, it needn't be a furniture store, any store where I can shop is alright by me!!!

*sigh* Alas, I am taken by a pimp.
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I'll take you for a shopping spree anywhere you like, and I will pay.

Then we make passionate love.
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You have sex with me.

The end.
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I'll have sex with you diddle.
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No you won't. I'll be the one having sex with you.
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Hmm I seem to have dropped the soap. I'd better pick it up....
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Oh, I seem to have penetrated you. Better start thrusting.
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Are you in yet?
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Oh snap!
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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Nickbaldwin wrote:Are you in yet?



No.... by that I mean yes.
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Oh.... can't feel anything. Maybe put it in a bit more?
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Oh, there you are, sorry to whomever I just exploited....
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Exploited... or explored? In a rectal sense of course.
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Bit of both really. Now, where was I....
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I believe you were in my large intestine.
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Large intestine? Thats a misnomer if I ever heard one....
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Congrats for simulating cyber anal sex with a minor in an open forum.
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Which one of us are you talking to?
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