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Me.
Mr_Adams wrote:You, sir, are an idiot.


Timminz wrote:By that logic, you eat babies.
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Uhhhhhhm, shall we get this topic back on track?!?!? It's a thread in homage of me, myself and I!!! Soooo, that being said, here's a poem to me, by me, for me.

There once was a hotty named baby
Someone mistook her for a real lady.
She bit his head,
He screamed and said,
Baby is definitely no lady!!!

Teehee!!!

Baby

Ohhh, and since this is MY thread, I'll post in color if I wanna!!! So BITE ME!!!!
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babybug1976 wrote:Uhhhhhhm, shall we get this topic back on track?!?!? It's a thread in homage of me, myself and I!!! Soooo, that being said, here's a poem to me, by me, for me.

There once was a hotty named baby
Someone mistook her for a real lady.
She bit his head,
He screamed and said,
Baby is definitely no lady!!!

Teehee!!!

Baby

Ohhh, and since this is MY thread, I'll post in color if I wanna!!! So BITE ME!!!!




where would you like biting?



Nicks 18 nag and diddle done the dirty. i think Nick has had toooo much cock, he couldn't even feel diddle. :shock:
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I'm a bit loose back there.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
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I'm 18 too.
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DAZMCFC wrote:
babybug1976 wrote:Uhhhhhhm, shall we get this topic back on track?!?!? It's a thread in homage of me, myself and I!!! Soooo, that being said, here's a poem to me, by me, for me.

There once was a hotty named baby
Someone mistook her for a real lady.
She bit his head,
He screamed and said,
Baby is definitely no lady!!!

Teehee!!!

Baby

Ohhh, and since this is MY thread, I'll post in color if I wanna!!! So BITE ME!!!!




where would you like biting?





It's true that this thread is just Baby's -
No "if's","and's" or "but's" and no "maybe's".
But now Daz has bit her
the rest should just quit her -
'Cos I think that she's prolly got rabies!
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jonesthecurl wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
babybug1976 wrote:Uhhhhhhm, shall we get this topic back on track?!?!? It's a thread in homage of me, myself and I!!! Soooo, that being said, here's a poem to me, by me, for me.

There once was a hotty named baby
Someone mistook her for a real lady.
She bit his head,
He screamed and said,
Baby is definitely no lady!!!

Teehee!!!

Baby

Ohhh, and since this is MY thread, I'll post in color if I wanna!!! So BITE ME!!!!




where would you like biting?





It's true that this thread is just Baby's -
No "if's","and's" or "but's" and no "maybe's".
But now Daz has bit her
the rest should just quit her -
'Cos I think that she's prolly got rabies!


Genius (by the way, I almost typed "Jenius" :oops: )
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OMG, I DO NOT have rabies!!! I am a clean girl!!! You are FIRED! Ink, you're a bad boy now go to your room and think about what you did wrong!!!

Jones, don't give me rabies!!!! I like being disease-free! Arg!!!
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sorry. there weren't that many rhymes, and Daz'd offered to bite you. I just had this mental image...
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jonesthecurl wrote:sorry. there weren't that many rhymes, and Daz'd offered to bite you. I just had this mental image...



i didn't offer. i asked her where?
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My mistake. Were you going to go on and ask for volunteers?

(PS baby, looks like you're safe. I should get an anti-rabies jab just in case though...)
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jonesthecurl wrote:My mistake. Were you going to go on and ask for volunteers?

(PS baby, looks like you're safe. I should get an anti-rabies jab just in case though...)


if she answers, then someone may step up and offer a little nibble. me being happily married it is out of the question. :D
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I'd be up for a baby-biting
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DAZMCFC wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:My mistake. Were you going to go on and ask for volunteers?

(PS baby, looks like you're safe. I should get an anti-rabies jab just in case though...)


if she answers, then someone may step up and offer a little nibble. me being happily married it is out of the question. :D

I'm sure your wife must read this forum - you can't possibly be that angelic.
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mandyb wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:My mistake. Were you going to go on and ask for volunteers?

(PS baby, looks like you're safe. I should get an anti-rabies jab just in case though...)


if she answers, then someone may step up and offer a little nibble. me being happily married it is out of the question. :D

I'm sure your wife must read this forum - you can't possibly be that angelic.



she probably does when i'm not here, but i'm good at getting out of situations(not in real life as i've not been in any).
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mandyb wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:My mistake. Were you going to go on and ask for volunteers?

(PS baby, looks like you're safe. I should get an anti-rabies jab just in case though...)


if she answers, then someone may step up and offer a little nibble. me being happily married it is out of the question. :D

I'm sure your wife must read this forum - you can't possibly be that angelic.


Oh, and if Mrs curl is reading this, I am too.
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Re: Baby's thread

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Okay, so baby has a new poem. This poem is silly and lame and doesn't necessarily rhyme all the way but hell, it's my thread dammit!

I like my baby nakey;
I like my baby clothed.
I promise never to forsake him;
I'll love him til he's old.

Okay, so feedback on how horrible my poem is is NOT necessary!!!
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Re: Baby's thread

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There once was a girl named babybug
who lived a bit like a ladybug
shopping among the flowers in racks
eating the apids for snacks
When the pimp spied her red wings
and with his red thingy gave her some dings
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babybug1976 wrote:Okay, so baby has a new poem. This poem is silly and lame and doesn't necessarily rhyme all the way but hell, it's my thread dammit!

I like my baby nakey;
I like my baby clothed.
I promise never to forsake him;
I'll love him til he's old.

Okay, so feedback on how horrible my poem is is NOT necessary!!!


[cue rap beat and arm movements]

So baby said "doncha bug me".
"Juss let me look atcha pee-pee."
I'll loveya 'till ya gone all bald inya head
Don' care if this rhymes cos this is my thread!
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