Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[strike wolf]

Granted but you can only turn into a certain group of animals and a human isn't in the group.

I wish for the ability to shift into a wolf and back.

[The Neon Peon]

Granted, but you get shot while you are a wolf.

I wish I was very successful in life.

[theconquerer1995]

granted, but people get jealous of you and frame you for a murder charge. You get sent to prison for life.

I wish that people would take their turns faster.

[strike wolf]

Granted but now everyone is getting fast posted and its all a big mess.

I wish that my last wish had been corrupted differently.

[StiffMittens]

Granted but now everyone is getting fast posted and its all a big mess.

I wish that my last wish had been corrupted differently.

Granted, but instead of being shot you are branded as a werewolf and driven from this place by a mob of angry villagers carrying torches, pitchforks, and sprigs of wolvesbane.

I wish I had a sprig of wolvesbane.

[strike wolf]

granted but you're also a werewolf and it kills you.

I wish that wolvesbane didn't exist.

[atheistheretic]

Granted, but there is now a lot of vampires in the world.

I wish my ratchet wish was corrupted differantly.

[strike wolf]

Granted you are in the real world and people think you're a freak.

I wish that I had some garlic.

[atheistheretic]

Granted, but everyone you love is a vampire, and you cant let go of the garlic.

I wish I was more powerful.

[strike wolf]

Granted, but because of your giant muscles everyone thinks you're on steroids.

I wish that I could let go of this garlic.

[spaceghst44]

Granted! But now vampires come and drink your blood.

I wish Chuck Norris was my best friend

[strike wolf]

Granted but instead of video games he just likes to spar and you continually get your ass kicked.

I wish that I could come back to life as a werewolf.

[spaceghst44]

Granted, but you eat a person with necrotizing fasciitis and you die.

I wish for 5 chickens, 3 robots, 6 pairs of neon sox, 14 baseball cards, 26 ninja's, and pack of gum.

[strike wolf]

Granted the robots go haywire and help the ninjas to kill you. oh by the way, the gum was poisoned.

I wish that I was living again.

[StiffMittens]

Granted the robots go haywire and help the ninjas to kill you. oh by the way, the gum was poisoned.

I wish that I was living again.

Granted, but life sucks so bad that you hang yourself from the rafters of your garage.

I wish I had my own talk show.

[spaceghst44]

Granted!

But a fight breaks out between a transsexual drug addicted mother and a 7 year old obese pregnant Goth daughter and a flying chair leaves you a quadriplegic.

I wish people would call me Dragon.

[jonesthecurl]

Granted but it's because everyone thinks you cross-dress and put your drag on.


I wish I could fly.

[jayde]

Granted, but all you can do is buzz around shit.

I wish there was more daylight this time of year!

[StiffMittens]

Granted, but it's because the Earth's orbit has decayed and as we spiral in towards the sun the planet is burned to a crisp and all life is extinguished.

I wish I lived on Mars.

[mpjh]

Granted, 'nuf said.

I wish I could die having an orgasm with Catherine Zeta Jones.

[strike wolf]

granted but you have to work as a slave for the martians.

I wish Earth's orbit restabilized and life would be okay.

[trinicardinal]

Granted. Unfortunately you were thrown off the earth before the orbit stabilised and your lifeless body is now heading straight for the sun instead.

I wish I had something to eat.

[mpjh]

Granted

She has crabs.

[trinicardinal]

Wish?

[mpjh]

Damn

I wish I would quit forgetting my wish.