Your body comes last

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Sun May 17, 2009 12:54 pm

I'm sick of these anti-drug commercials trying to scare people off everything that is good in life.

I mean honestly, the Indians had no problem taking hallucinatory drugs, and they clearly had a superior lifestyle.

If you've never taken drugs, never experienced the thrill of drinking and driving and almost running over several people, never destroyed the majority of your brain function, never drenched your lungs in tar, never imagined that your best friend was a demon from hell, never had a near orgasmic experience simply by licking an oreo and experienced the downward crash of your emotional state into depression and attempted suicide, you've never lived, plain and simple.

I mean, what's the point in having a body if you can't abuse it, amirite?

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sun May 17, 2009 12:59 pm

Apart from the snide comment about indians, most of that is right.

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Sun May 17, 2009 2:18 pm

There is a comment I heard often growing up not to far from Berkeley:

"If I had ever imagined I would live to 30, I never would have done half the stuff I did".

StiffMittens · Post by **StiffMittens** » Sun May 17, 2009 2:57 pm

InkL0sed wrote:...imagined that your best friend was a demon from hell...

That happened to me once. Except it turned out the he was a demon from hell. The evil bastard!

neanderpaul14 · Post by **neanderpaul14** » Sun May 17, 2009 3:02 pm

StiffMittens wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:...imagined that your best friend was a demon from hell...

That happened to me once. Except it turned out the he was a demon from hell. The evil bastard!

Is he still your best friend??

StiffMittens · Post by **StiffMittens** » Sun May 17, 2009 3:06 pm

neanderpaul14 wrote:
StiffMittens wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:...imagined that your best friend was a demon from hell...

That happened to me once. Except it turned out the he was a demon from hell. The evil bastard!

Is he still your best friend??

No, he's worming his way up the political ladder now and can't be seen in the company of all his old acid buddies.

EvilPurpleMonkey · Post by **EvilPurpleMonkey** » Sun May 17, 2009 3:39 pm

Now taking bets on how long it will take for this thread and BK Barunts to be merged.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun May 17, 2009 6:19 pm

I get it.

MaleAlphaThree · Post by **MaleAlphaThree** » Mon May 18, 2009 6:19 pm

"Everything in moderation" is my motto for the body. Smoke for a few years, drink on the weekends, toke up every now and then, pop some oxycotton once or twice, and f*ck until you're sore when doing all of the above. That's how I roll. 8-)

maasman · Post by **maasman** » Mon May 18, 2009 6:19 pm

I would enjoy keeping my cognitive processes into old age thank you very much

Shivas · Post by **Shivas** » Mon May 18, 2009 7:22 pm

As a child of the 60s and a college student of the 70s, all I have to say is ......................................................................... er ...............

..................... ah .................................................... I forgot. Never mind.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon May 18, 2009 8:19 pm

I can honestly laugh at some of my friends antics, such as riding on top of a moving vehicle acting like it is a bronco, or passing out and other drunken party goers shave the eyebrows, write stuff in permanent marker, and glue pens and the what not to said victims face. The reason? I am an oddball where I live as I do not drink nor do I do tobacco. Other then tobacco (and a meth dealing hippy that steals from his own cousin), my family has pretty much steered clear of drugs. And two members of my family that smoked died of lung cancer, so I really have no desire to go into that. However, I did make a promise to a couple of my friends (of whom were already mentioned above) that when I turned 21, I'll start drinking on my birthdays.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon May 18, 2009 10:09 pm

I was a barman for a while. It is quite instructive to be the sober one while others get even a little tipsy.
But I prefer the other end of the deal.

HungrySomali · Post by **HungrySomali** » Mon May 18, 2009 10:17 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:I can honestly laugh at some of my friends antics, such as riding on top of a moving vehicle acting like it is a bronco, or passing out and other drunken party goers shave the eyebrows, write stuff in permanent marker, and glue pens and the what not to said victims face. The reason? I am an oddball where I live as I do not drink nor do I do tobacco. Other then tobacco (and a meth dealing hippy that steals from his own cousin), my family has pretty much steered clear of drugs. And two members of my family that smoked died of lung cancer, so I really have no desire to go into that. However, I did make a promise to a couple of my friends (of whom were already mentioned above) that when I turned 21, I'll start drinking on my birthdays.

dork

neanderpaul14 · Post by **neanderpaul14** » Mon May 18, 2009 10:25 pm

Shivas wrote:As a child of the 60s and a college student of the 70s, all I have to say is ......................................................................... er ...............

..................... ah .................................................... I forgot. Never mind.

Yeah what he said......

I've been to over a hundred Dead Shows and I......What was the question again??

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon May 18, 2009 10:29 pm

They say that if you remember the 60's you, um, yeah.

spurgistan · Post by **spurgistan** » Tue May 19, 2009 4:01 pm

What?

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Wed May 20, 2009 10:09 am

spurgistan wrote:What?

Sometimes the effects pass on to the next, even further, generations.

Shivas · Post by **Shivas** » Wed May 20, 2009 9:55 pm

Wait! Wait! I remembered!

uh, ........ damn, forgot again.

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Wed May 20, 2009 9:58 pm

Shivas · Post by **Shivas** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:25 pm

Alright! I remembered.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu May 21, 2009 11:10 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:
spurgistan wrote:What?

Sometimes the effects pass on to the next, even further, generations.

That would explain the curlson's grades...

PLAYER57832 · Post by **PLAYER57832** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:29 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
spurgistan wrote:What?

Sometimes the effects pass on to the next, even further, generations.

That would explain the curlson's grades...

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