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Had to put this
2007-01-21 14:41:13 - imraramj: ok how do i put my army on the poard
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Serbia: YOU IDIOT! What is THAT supposed to be? Are you even TRYING to play this game?! Kill the idiot NOW please!
Skoffin wrote: So um.. er... I'll be honest, I don't know what the f*ck to do from here. Goddamnit chu.
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Post by Genghis Khant »

Jamie wrote:what's capitilised?

Good question. It looks a bit like "capitalised" (or "capitalized") but spelt (or spelled) differently. :wink: As the saying goes, "Britain and America are two countries separated by a common language".
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millej11 wrote:No shit, don't they teach English in England? There's nothing more lame than watching two illeritate fucks trying to out smart each other


couldn't believe that actually happened!
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LOL
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serkancatal



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Posted: 25 Jan 2007 08:03 Post subject: he always have cards

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i may be making mistake but if u check to game log of the Game 176147 u can c that he always cashing in sets altouhg he doesnt have and he didint from some enemy, the pink one. i just dont understand the problem so would like to tell u
(THIS IS CLASSIC)
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Post by Phobia »

Genghis Khant wrote:
Jamie wrote:what's capitilised?

Good question. It looks a bit like "capitalised" (or "capitalized") but spelt (or spelled) differently. :wink: As the saying goes, "Britain and America are two countries separated by a common language".


its like when i bought the game civilization when i was young...it took me months to realise that we dont spell civilization that way...we spell it with an 's' not a 'z' ;)
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Post by Robinette »

2006-06-17 12:59:47 - madmanmex: how do i attack?
2006-06-17 14:12:13 - madmanmex: how do you play

2006-06-27 09:23:06 - wanted: i got 5 cards and it says i have to play them and i cant so what do i have to do?


All this was in the same game! :lol:
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Robinette wrote:2006-06-17 12:59:47 - madmanmex: how do i attack?
2006-06-17 14:12:13 - madmanmex: how do you play

2006-06-27 09:23:06 - wanted: i got 5 cards and it says i have to play them and i cant so what do i have to do?


All this was in the same game! :lol:


what game? I want to see this.
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Post by MOBAJOBG »

^^http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=34535 as you've requested.
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OH MY GOD!! THEY KILLER KENNY!! YOU BASTARDS!!! XD
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Post by Ronaldinho »

2007-01-27 15:52:23 - Jskunky: How do we start?



http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=195631#gmtop





lol
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Post by l1ghtn1ng »

Ronaldinho wrote:2007-01-27 15:52:23 - Jskunky: How do we start?



http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=195631#gmtop





lol


Im sorry but thats not exactly constructive is it? All he did was ask how he started. Not everyone knows the difference between freestyle + sequential and not everyone will read the instructions. All you had to do was say "You just have to wait until its your turn" and there could be another paying customer here enjoying the game.

Instead you laugh at him and then wonder why he deadbeats or just doesnt bother playing. Seriously, that aint a funny quote, it just shows what a twat some people are

And yes im a newbie, no i dont deadbeat or sit idle and yes i have payed my premium membership so i feel i have a right to voice my opinion before people start having a go back at me. Most of the quotes in this topic are quite funny. Some, like the one above, just show how some of the community are a bunch of elitist idiots that dont want to see some fresh blood in the game
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Post by Ronaldinho »

Wtf, he you dont read the instuctions then your a fucking douche, they are there for a reason, if you dot choose to read then dont expect me to give you sympathy, coz i most certainly wont.


It also aint my job to get "fresh blood" to this site, and we dont need that at the moment the site is blooming, one n00b not taking his goes doesnt make a difference, and if he doesnt deadbeat he will read my message... if you dident notice the game has only just started.


and point 3, if your soo fucking worried about him/her the write telling him all the rules.
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oh i aint worried about it. theres plenty more n00bs where he and i came from im sure. My points are, was there really any need for it and it wasnt particularly funny. Both still stand :)
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Post by Wisse »

Econ2000 wrote:"How do you give troops to a teammate?"
:P


i did say that in game 88490 in team chat:

2006-10-20 06:06:45 - Wisse [team]: how can i give you armies on a country?

btw that was my 3rd team game (a)
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l1ghtn1ng wrote:oh i aint worried about it. theres plenty more n00bs where he and i came from im sure. My points are, was there really any need for it and it wasnt particularly funny. Both still stand :)




If you want to join a game with me, be prepared then, im not going to tounge some n00bs ass i will exploit him to the max :D
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Post by cjoe »

Jamie wrote:
I've heard the middle earth map comes from "Harry Potter"
Does this qualify?
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cjoe wrote:Jamie wrote:
I've heard the middle earth map comes from "Harry Potter"
Does this qualify?


No it doesn't, I'm not a noob, nor did I say that. See, look, I can do it too

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Post by reverend_kyle »

Jamie wrote:
cjoe wrote:Jamie wrote:
I've heard the middle earth map comes from "Harry Potter"
Does this qualify?


No it doesn't, I'm not a noob, nor did I say that. See, look, I can do it too

cjoe wrote:
I like to go out in the pasture in the morning, and suck the horses off for breakfast


No, you said that dude, I"m sure you've edited now to avoid embarrassment.
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Post by cjoe »

Oh, so you resort to lewd commentary because you made a mistake, admitting to your error would have been simpler. You should have googled it, like this: Google search: dimwit
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Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Image


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The blanked out window is porn isnt it.
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ur a wow addict arent u?
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gavin_sidhu wrote:
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Image


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The blanked out window is porn isnt it.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Classic!
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Post by NanoSpores »

plowable_earth said:
"I joined but can`t figure out how to play?"
i thought that was pretty funny,

but then i, myself, had asked why i couldn't cash in my cards when i had three.. (they weren't a set)
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lol
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