Before I start, will I be abused

[Georgerx7di]

They know this guy is screwing around. To be honest, nightstrike did lock this. I asked him very nicely to unlock it because it was funny, and he obliged. Which I appreciate. The mods aren't stupid. I think this could have looked serious after todd's first post, but then he made it clear that he was just screwing around. The mods know that.

[pimphawks70]

They know this guy is screwing around. To be honest, nightstrike did lock this. I asked him very nicely to unlock it because it was funny, and he obliged. Which I appreciate. The mods aren't stupid. I think this could have looked serious after todd's first post, but then he made it clear that he was just screwing around. The mods know that.

Mods do have a sense of humor... Rejoice, rejoice

P.S. Thank you nightstrike for unlocking the thread.

[Woodruff]

They know this guy is screwing around. To be honest, nightstrike did lock this. I asked him very nicely to unlock it because it was funny, and he obliged. Which I appreciate. The mods aren't stupid. I think this could have looked serious after todd's first post, but then he made it clear that he was just screwing around. The mods know that.

Mods do have a sense of humor... Rejoice, rejoice
P.S. Thank you nightstrike for unlocking the thread.

<slapping my forehead>

[jpcloet]

This would be even funnier if it was Todd Flanders.

[JoshyBoy]

I'm going to touch you in the bad place

That's not appropriate when directed to new members. You should be trying to get them to stay, not driving them all off.

haha Night Strike owned Herpes!

Well, I will not tolerate being abused, if this happens then I will say now they will have to face the consequences.
These will not be in the form of a threat, but in some rather harsh words from my direction.

You know, I was on Facebook earlier playing Scrabble when a young girl called me an 'old perv'.
I immediately contacted the owners of Facebook and had her priviledges taken away, so think on everyone before you abuse me

haha brilliant! Good one mate! I like you already.

ovo, I am 48, she was 18. I was merely talking to her about summer clothing, and what she should wear on a hot day.
Nothing perverted about that

Oh no... nothing at all

Abused or not, sounds like he'll fit right in to me.

Am I the only person who read that the dirty way...

Hi again guys and girls, before I start I must say I was abused today while walking down the street, so my mind is in a fragile state.
I was merely walking along smoking a cigar, and drinking from a bottle of whisky when a young girl shouted out to me "You piece of work horrible old man"
I had to sit down and cry for a while.

Anyway, I am nearly ready to start playing but I must have the promise from the site owner not to be personally abused.
I will not stand for it.
I have the phone number of Reggie Kray, so again I warn you, any nonsense then him and his Bruv will be on the warpath..

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

just don't post a ton too soon

The guy looks like he weighs a ton. Also, his attempt at British humor is piss-poor. Perhaps his "depends" is filled and needs replacing.

Well said Stoneham!

Oh and well done for not mentioning FW one of your posts

Please add me to your foe list. You're just looking to be abused. I'm not a liberal and have no empathy for you.

Well said sir.

I realize that this "user" is creating a mockery out of both the comunity policies and guidelines, as well as the moderators. I was amazed how somebody as inteligent as Nightstrike (not sarcastic) failed to recognize this. It is clear this is someone back from the dead to plauge CC with BS topics.

IMO this thread should have been locked the second it was apparent the OP was not actually interested in joining CC and was merely being a pest.

Unless the user is busted by a hunter, it's my job to moderate the posts and threads at face value.

Poor you NS.

And finally...

This has been one of the best threads around for ages. The best read there is on CC right now. I'm going to bed now chuckling and with a spring in my step.

(Although I don't understand that look my girlfriend is giving me )

Good night all!

[JoshyBoy]

Of course, if you want the short answer it would go something like this...














"Yes"

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

They know this guy is screwing around. To be honest, nightstrike did lock this. I asked him very nicely to unlock it because it was funny, and he obliged. Which I appreciate. The mods aren't stupid. I think this could have looked serious after todd's first post, but then he made it clear that he was just screwing around. The mods know that.

Mods do have a sense of humor... Rejoice, rejoice
P.S. Thank you nightstrike for unlocking the thread.

<slapping my forehead>

...and here I am, sitting at my kitchen table, with only a t.v. on for illumination. The half empty bottle of Johnny Walker and a cigarette burning in the ashstray. Polishing a sole bullet for my revolver.....

[sinctheassasin]

im guessing he wouldent have been "abused"if he hadent started this post

[oVo]

Do you need a tissue for your issues?

[karel]

ovo, I am 48, she was 18. I was merely talking to her about summer clothing, and what she should wear on a hot day.
Nothing perverted about that

maybe you are a prev
sound like a tool to me.

[Night Strike]

I split out the spam.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

I split out the spam.

Great! Can I have eggs with the spam?

[Scott-Land]

Hello again Norse

Hmm-- he reminds me of Wump.

[mpjh]

No, wump wasn't as sick -- norse it must be.

[pimpdave]

Hey guys.

I've played this before on a rival website, but had to resign due to nasty people.
Can I have a guarantee before I take out a subscription that I will not be flamed or called anything nasty?
I am a 48 year old man by the way

Thanks for your time

[oVo]

I think Todd got bored with this topic and left
or maybe he felt pre-abused?

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

I think Todd got bored with this topic and left
or maybe he felt pre-abused?

He probably went to a pre-teen site.

[oVo]

I split out the spam.

Isn't that an MC5 song?

[Neoteny]

Hey guys.

I've played this before on a rival website, but had to resign due to nasty people.
Can I have a guarantee before I take out a subscription that I will not be flamed or called anything nasty?
I am a 48 year old man by the way

Thanks for your time

[ToddLanders]

Hello again everyone.

Sorry I haven't been on for a few days, I have been over my cousin Teds helping him with some issues he has of a personal nature.
Ted suffers from agoraphobia so you can appreciate how tricky he finds things.

Anyway, I was extremely saddened and upset to receive emails saying 'you have new posts on your wall', I went to have a look as I just logged in and I admit the tears are forming in my eyes.
Some hateful things on there which makes me want to weep.
I wept on Sunday as it goes, cousin Ted told me I hadn't cooked his breakfast eggs how he liked them, he was quite critical of me so I had to sit down at the table and weep for 20 minutes.

But I hope to muster up courage to play a game soon everybody, I wish for you to be nice and no abuse please

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

Shut your pie hole and play a game!

[mpjh]

Hey, Ted, you are perfect for doodle earth -- you will fit right in.

[Neoteny]

Assdoodles for everyone!

[oVo]

Hey Todd, sorry to hear you had a difficult weekend. I feel your pain dude.
How about buying me a membership...
it will make you feel better about yourself.

[pimpdave]

Hello again everyone.

Sorry I haven't been on for a few days, I have been over my cousin Teds helping him with some issues he has of a personal nature.
Ted suffers from agoraphobia so you can appreciate how tricky he finds things.

Anyway, I was extremely saddened and upset to receive emails saying 'you have new posts on your wall', I went to have a look as I just logged in and I admit the tears are forming in my eyes.
Some hateful things on there which makes me want to weep.
I wept on Sunday as it goes, cousin Ted told me I hadn't cooked his breakfast eggs how he liked them, he was quite critical of me so I had to sit down at the table and weep for 20 minutes.

But I hope to muster up courage to play a game soon everybody, I wish for you to be nice and no abuse please